Ha-ha, very funny. /s/
My advice: Don’t believe anything anyone (yes, including me) tells you about Ayn Rand and Objectivism unless you have read her and can judge for yourself.
There’s no right answer as to where to begin reading. For me it was “Atlas Shrugged”, but other people start with “The Fountainhead” or “Anthem” or her several collections of essays. But read her yourself. It’s the best advice I can give anyone.