Monty by Jim Meddick for December 01, 2022

It’s from the ottoman empire.

What’s next? The missing link?

So messy that he loses his stuff at home in other people’s homes….somehow.

Probably a pilot, here’s a pile, there’s a pile everywhere a pile, pile.

This is like the joke about the optomistic child who got a box of horse manure for Christmas, where there’s horse manure, there’s got to be a pony.

There’s lots more crap in there, that’s just a stool sample.

I opened the dryer once and found wet clothes. I guess someone forgot to press Start.

Why is Moondog finding his missing items in a vortex in Monty’s dryer?!? I guess the vortex isn’t personalized to where it’s located, but personalized to whoever puts their arm in. Where do you live, Monty? New Jersey? I’ll come over and see if I can find my missing high school and college class rings!

How apropos – I just found my lost gloves this AM!

The little R2 is being polite in the last panel. He wouldn’t want Moondog to overhear his comment.

Is Amelia Earhart in there? Or is it just confined to inanimate objects?

That portal must contain a VAST amount of stuff. What are the odds of pulling out something you own? And when will the alien invasion start coming through?

I would like to try. Maybe I could find the vhs of Hungarian cartoons that I had recorded from TV and that I lost who knows where. For years I’ve hoped to find it. There were episodes of Gusztav, Doctor Bubo and Mattia Corvino’s tales.

Maybe they’ll find Jimmy Hoffa.

Hmm. Reminds me of a Ren & Stimpy cartoon when they went to the Planet of Left Socks to retrieve lost items. Hmmm.

Hey, isn’t Atlantis the lost continent?

Maybe they’ll find the Missing Link… To the next “Monty” arc… ☺

And there’s my first wife!

Meddick, this isn’t what your readers meant when we said we’d like to see more DRY humor.

Gee whiz! Moonie’s lost furniture! What else might be through the portal? the possibilities boggle the mind!