Monty by Jim Meddick for January 26, 2023

“The pen is mightier than the saw.”

And E.B. didn’t even have to lie!

“The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet!” —Damon Runyon

Sometimes, tho, it goes to the clever.

That’s one crafty little robo man.

quick thinking. good tagging. who drinks that crap?

Why didn’t they see that as a synergistic opportunity to build brand awareness?

It gave the sales reps wings to fly down to the sporting floor.

Brilliant!

The covid vaccine was outdated Red Bu.., Now that’s “Green”!

Dread Bullshi? So, he’s Russian? No wonder they want him out so quickly.

Shame on Monty for putting his little buddy in such unnecessary peril. He may not use weapons of destruction but he’s smart to put an end to it all. Thank goodness he didn’t get sawed up or burned to a crisp or crushed. He’s such a nice little bot.

Dread Bull: the energy drink for Rastafarians.

“Shi” – I don’t get it. ;-)

Bullshirt ?

Great thinking!

I think he deserves a prize as the most clever robot of the competition.

Now, put Monty in the ring! :)

All’s fair in Love and War…….

In a manner of speaking, Dread Bull gave him wings! Fly, fly, Little Robot, escorted by your squadron of sales reps….

I think EB should have just turned them all over. I mean, he does have arms. They’d flail like flipped turtles and he’d win!

best joke of the week here.