Monty by Jim Meddick for December 07, 2023

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    Ratkin  6 months ago

    She can bring you a booster seat if you like.

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    WhatsTheJoke  6 months ago

    A ‘boosted’ Monty is a scary thing. Too much potential for shenanigans. We know he just can’t resist…

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    Enter.Name.Here  6 months ago

    Now I want a corn dog with mozzarella sticks. :-(

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    Jayalexander  6 months ago

    Pretzels and beer please.

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    gary  5 months ago

    Moe’s Southwest Grill (the made to order burrito place), used to let adults order the kid’s burrito meal, which included a drink and a cookie! They eventually stopped that and instead offered a smaller burrito for adults that was more expensive (no drink or cookie either).

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    …and more crayons and another play mat.

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    F-Flash  5 months ago

    On a trip to California, I discovered that a place called Sambo’s had a California breakfast burrito, it would easily feed two people. No Play mats.

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    Dirty Dragon  5 months ago

    What is EB going to do with a hamburger and a coke?

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    MailbuEd  5 months ago

    What continues to amaze me is no-one reacts to the robot. And what in hell is he going to do with a hamburger and a Coke. When did he start eating human food?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 5 months ago

    You can tell when you’ve moved up from a low-class to a medium-class joint when they ask you how well done you’d like your hamburger cooked. (In high-class joints, of course, they wouldn’t dream of offering anything as déclassé as hamburger.)

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    Impkins  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Now I wanna see the kids menu!!!! :)

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    AndrewSihler  5 months ago

    Is beef good for robots?

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    Billy Yank  5 months ago

    At our local fast food place my wife always orders the kiddie meal because she likes the smaller burger. That comes with a drink and enough fries to serve us both.

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    Sisyphos  5 months ago

    Give it up, Monty. You’re busted!

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