Monty by Jim Meddick for April 03, 2024

Are you sure it was Gatorade Monty?

For purposes of identifying the stain on the sheets, it was probably lemon-lime Gatorade.

He could’ve just left it on the machine.

Good alibi for the wet mattress. Learn to sleep walk to the bathroom dude.

Oh, and pull the blinds down when you go to bed.

Barefoot on a treadmill? Monty must have some tough feet!

If he ever gets hurt, EB’ll have to call somnambulance.

I turn over and over all night long due to various aches and pains. The cat finds it annoying but some days it’s the only exercise I get. :)

I’ll bet his feet still stink. :)

Sounds like a good plan. Now all I have to do is start sleepwalking.