Good to know that Sedgie’s bedroom is on an upper floor. It would be a shame if there was an “accident” – like if he “fell” out the window, for instance.
Our historic church has a bell on a rope. At an old friend’s funeral they asked me to toll it 83 times while he was being interred in his grave. I lost count after about 15 pulls.
Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago
Don’t fall for it.
Lucy Rudy 2 months ago
Surely there’s an elevator
[Traveler] Premium Member 2 months ago
Downton Abbey had those bells
Kroykali 2 months ago
Good to know that Sedgie’s bedroom is on an upper floor. It would be a shame if there was an “accident” – like if he “fell” out the window, for instance.
elliel203 2 months ago
I can think of other “uses” of the rope if he persists
Out of the Past 2 months ago
We deride Jarvis, but isn’t this pretty much what we all did at our jobs for thirty years? They rang the bell and you jumped—only to get a paycheck.
kartis 2 months ago
Tie the little twerp by his feet to that bell rope. Ding dong!
Newenglandah 2 months ago
Whatever Jarvis is being paid, it’s not enough.
Doug K 2 months ago
Often doesn’t pay to work too hard or do your job too quickly.
stamps 2 months ago
Surely Jarvis can find better employment.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray 2 months ago
The falling part is easy. He needs to practice the getting up part.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray 2 months ago
They need to hire an amazon warehouse sprinter to get faster response times.
Maswartz 2 months ago
No amount of money is worth this Jarvis.
petecocker 2 months ago
Kid needs a cage, not a bed.
walstib Premium Member 2 months ago
Our historic church has a bell on a rope. At an old friend’s funeral they asked me to toll it 83 times while he was being interred in his grave. I lost count after about 15 pulls.
Impkins Premium Member 2 months ago
Little sh*t’s gonna put something on the stairs next time! :)
chief tommy 2 months ago
Youth in Asia does not refer to young people in China in this case
cuzinron47 2 months ago
Perhaps it’s time to tell him the tale about the boy who called Wolf.
MartinPerry1 2 months ago
What’s that saying that’s going around? Oh, yes. “Eat the rich”.
gliderrider 2 months ago
he probably tripped on Sedgie’s crying towel
chriscc63 2 months ago
Poor Jarvis is getting old.