Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for May 22, 2024

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    oldpine52  2 months ago

    I personally have eaten many bananas, but I have never eaten a monkey.

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    WhatsTheJoke  2 months ago

    I am sure that I and many many others are relieved to hear that.

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    Izzy Moreno  2 months ago

    They are.

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    Imagine  2 months ago

    The monkeys must be relieved to hear that.

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    Kiba65  2 months ago

    Now that is funny.

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    Jeff0811  2 months ago

    Here’s a real life riddle for you…, What is the world’s best selling fruit? (Answer in the reply.)

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    The Orange Mailman  2 months ago

    Not hard to do since only Micky is still alive.

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    wirepunchr  2 months ago

    I’ve never seen a bald monkey.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  2 months ago

    I love that sort of word play-like douglas Adams’it’s unpleasantly like being drunk."

    “What’s so bad about that?”

    “You ask a glass of water.”

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    I think you’re right, Grimm.

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    Spacetech  2 months ago

    You have to cook a monkey…

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    CaveCat87  2 months ago

    Talk about Ambiguous Syntax.

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    Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago

    Bananas taste better.

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    BilboDaddy  2 months ago

    Ba-dum-bump…Cymbal crash!

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    cellodude1990  2 months ago

    That’s a classic Marx Brothers or Abbott and Costello-type joke.

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    Stephen Gilberg  2 months ago

    As an editor, I saw the punchline a mile away.

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    goblueone  2 months ago

    maybe that why we eat more banananananas

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  2 months ago

    And we still don’t know the elephant got in Groucho Marx’s pajamas.

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