Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for January 19, 2025

Cute!

That’s a happy dog!

w∙e∙e∙l∙l∙l doggies!

Water, straight-up, in a dirty bowl.

This towns not big enough for both of us!

Wait while he adjusts his accoutrements.

“Howdy ma’am. What’s a gal like you doing in a place like this?”

You should have known he’d go overboard.

Howdy parner! What say we cozy up to that fancy icebox to rustle up bodacious roadkill.

Well, Miss Kitty, you let him in.

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Cue the entrance music: “I’ve got spurs that Jingle, Jangle Jingle!” Thank you, Kay Kyser.

Head ’em off at the pass!

Time to mosey on up to the toilet.

Howdy madam, how’s the toilet water in this whiskey joint?

Seems like that door would let in a lot of bugs and other no-account varmints…

…which might describe Grimmy…

Howdy partner

I always thought that when Grimm and ᵀʰᵉ Duke were used in the same sentence – it would mean something completely different

You have till sundown to get outta town, Mother Goose.

It’s -5F. That door’s gone.