“There was a time in my boyhood when I felt that Father had handicapped me severely in life by naming me after him, “Clarence.” All literature, so far as I could see, was thronged with objectionable persons named Clarence. Percy was bad enough, but there had been some good fighters named Percy. The only Clarence in history was a duke who did something dirty at Tewkesbury, and who died a ridiculous death afterwards in a barrel of malmsey." – Clarence Day, Jr., Life With Father
BasilBruce 10 months ago
Considering what a “john” is, that’s even worse!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 10 months ago
Great hat launch.
The Pro from Dover 10 months ago
Boo jooo?
Redd Panda 10 months ago
Annnnnd, we have a hat pop!
Alberta Oil Premium Member 10 months ago
Don’t need to go to court to change your given name, just introduce yourself with whatever you like.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member 10 months ago
An old joke sanitized to be family friendly.
gcarlson 10 months ago
“There was a time in my boyhood when I felt that Father had handicapped me severely in life by naming me after him, “Clarence.” All literature, so far as I could see, was thronged with objectionable persons named Clarence. Percy was bad enough, but there had been some good fighters named Percy. The only Clarence in history was a duke who did something dirty at Tewkesbury, and who died a ridiculous death afterwards in a barrel of malmsey." – Clarence Day, Jr., Life With Father
brklnbern 10 months ago
Old joke, but a classic.
Jaime Jean M 10 months ago
Now I know where the old “Mexican” joke of Juan Caca vs José Caca comes from.