Teacher: Now, children---Bring me your compositions. Nancy--How DARE you? ---This paper is BLANK. What Mark do you think I should give you for this?
Nancy: How about 100 per cent for neatness?
Never could understand why schoolteachers have always been depicted as ugly, skinny “old maids” by cartoonists.
There’s this strip, “Archie”, “The Katzenjammer Kids”…
A+ for honesty, F for the assignment, and an impending spanking from Aunt Fritzi. Talk about three on a match!
Didn’t work for me, either.
Some of my teacher look like old grandmothers
Aaaak! Nancy probably didn’t study….
If you don’t put your name on it, how can you get credit for it?…
Nice try dummo
My 6th grade teacher had to be the most anal, obsessive-compulsive teacher I ever had. Especially in weird pronunciations of words we all forgot as soon as school was out. Like passionately emphasizing the ‘l’ in salmon, the second ‘r’ in Feb-ROO-ary, the proper pronunciation of ‘slippery": ’not slip-per-ree, but slip-per-ih’ …… ‘Pic-tyoor’, not ‘pick-cher’ and so forth. Bus-IH-nuss, Eve-EN-ing, Di-UH-per. Get it?