Nancy: We've had this new guest book for two weeks and no names in it yet.
Book title reads: GUEST BOOK.
Nancy: ZZZ ZZZ I hear a noise down-stairs. WILL YOU PLEASE SIGN OUR GUEST BOOK?
Signing guest books is mainly for funerals, Nancy.
BTW, why do burglars always look the same in the comics? Reminds me of an episode of I LOVE LUCY, where Ricky had Fred disguise himself as a burglar in order to “steal” Lucy’s mink coat.
Looks like that is a manga titled “Guest Book” rather than an actual guest book for visitors to sign.
“or better yet, take it with you!”
Dat Nancy is acting cwazy, now!
Are you nuts Nancy asking a prowler to sign your guest book
He’s got a mask, so he must be a superhero.
Why does that crook look like Sluggo with a mask?…
There once was a lonely old spinster. / Luck for years had been ag’inst her. / When a man came to burgle, / She shrieked with a gurgle, / “Stay there while I call in a minster!” – 1950s joke book
Now that is desperation.