Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for August 14, 2022

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    wesleylscott1  4 months ago

    I believe Aunt Fritzi is going to drown Nancy in the half full glass of water.

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    monkeysky  4 months ago

    Some say the glass is half-full, some say it’s half-empty. I say, half of it is filled with air, which is even more important to human life than water.

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    danketaz Premium Member 4 months ago

    I say the glass is exactly as full as I wanted it to be, and that short cloudburst in the living room that soaked the laptop was just one of those unusual weather patterns brought on by global warming.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 4 months ago

    The engineer, of course, says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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    andacar  4 months ago

    Ah yes, Aunt Fritzie. I’ve flashed that look at my kids many times.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    It is always the glass’s fault.

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    VICTOR PROULX  4 months ago

    I know people who always find the glass bone dry.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member 4 months ago

    I believe it doesn’t matter if the glass is half-full or half-empty if FREE refills are available!

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    InquireWithin  4 months ago

    Maybe she’ll only be half-mad?

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    willie_mctell  4 months ago

    Horses for courses.

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    Decepticomic  4 months ago

    Then I guest you’re only half-grounded. As in 1 year divided by 2.

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    asrialfeeple  4 months ago

    I see a Nancy that’s actually half funny today.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  4 months ago

    A pessimist sees everything that is wrong.

    An optimist sees everything that is right.

    A realist sees it all and tells you what you need to fix to make it right.

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    tad1  4 months ago

    Clever. :)

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