Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 22, 2009

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    yyyguy  over 14 years ago

    looking for love in all the wrong places.

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    Ralph scored big time, and last time.

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    yyyguy  over 14 years ago

    to paraphrase (never a good idea but what the h-e-double-toothpicks) “going out of his head, over her”

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    Allen Rymer  over 14 years ago

    Just went head over heels out of the bar….

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    Berfdorn  over 14 years ago

    Ralph is out of his mind!

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    Brockie  over 14 years ago

    Well at least she prayed before eating…..

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Never loose your head over a woman.

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    WCLamb  over 14 years ago

    Mother Nature has a warped sense of humor. (I guess this is the original “one-night stand”)

    So, how many humans would make the same sacrifice just to mate? (Perhaps not enough, the way things are going…)

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    787xix  over 14 years ago

    better to stay just a littlel a head.

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    Mikey8  over 14 years ago

    Been there.

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    markmoss1  over 14 years ago

    This is why wise human males always bring chocolates.

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    MotherOfMoses  over 14 years ago

    Beheaded there.

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    thad.humphries  over 14 years ago

    I want the address of that bar.

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    the_voodoo  over 14 years ago

    Wiley really went beyond ‘fine humor’ with this one.

    Judging by the other comments, this ‘toon seems to have a rather high-quality audience (no L33T speak, for one ! :P), and still, the joke’s full subtlety does not seem to be appreciated.

    I’m really, really laughing my a** off, being able to read such a fine joke in a webcomic in 2009, go Wiley ! ;)

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    Ermine Notyours  over 14 years ago

    He should have quit while he was/still-had-a head

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    KenyarJad  over 14 years ago

    Sometimes, “getting lucky”… isn’t.

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    my_discworld  over 14 years ago

    hahahahahahaha This is so so so hilarious!

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    carmy  over 14 years ago

    Poor Ralph, he will score no more.

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    lazygrazer  over 14 years ago

    Looks like a good place to go for a little head.

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    Ushindi  over 14 years ago

    Do it once and die? Seems a little harsh, doesn’t it? I mean, if a guy has a heart attack afterwards and keels over, that’s just the breaks, but getting your head bitten off by the female is EXTREMELY heavy criticism of your lovemaking skills. A bleak future if you’re a male mantis - celibate, gay, or death. (I didn’t even know they had their own bars).

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    halavana  over 14 years ago

    Man who says he want’s a woman who is an animal in bed needs to specify which species…

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    Ralph is fortunate that is all he lost. My last experence was MUCH worse.

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    fairportfan  over 14 years ago

    markmoss1 said

    This is why wise human males always bring chocolates.

    There’s a species of spider whose males catch a bug, wrap it up nice, and then bring it as a present to the female.

    While she eats the bug, they get their jollies and then escape alive.

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    MatureCanadian  over 14 years ago

    What you lose in experience you gain in enthusiasm! Bring me wine & chocolate & you may keep your head!

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    J.Dean  over 14 years ago

    I’ve had that happen more than once,just different body part!!!

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    alan.gurka  over 14 years ago

    Is that Ralph from the Honeymooners? Serves him right for cheating on Alice, although I don’t know how he’s going to explain this little mishap to her.

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