Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 23, 2009

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    Dutchboy1  over 14 years ago

    Aren’t most women like Hindsight-lady?

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    Allen Rymer  over 14 years ago

    no, they just think that they are always right

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    grinstoya  over 14 years ago

    ….well let see. I check if it’s going to rain… but it alway says 40 to 60 percent everyday… and it never rains. My car keeps getting dirtier by the day… so I say… what the heck. I wash it… it rains. Some where a woman laughs.

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    halavana  over 14 years ago

    …because she’s in the same quandry as everyone else, and laughing is more fun than crying.

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    carmy  over 14 years ago


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    kreole  over 14 years ago

    I grew up in Jackson, Miss. When I was a kid the weatherman either predicted rain or no rain. That made them try harder to try to be right. Anybody today can simply say it’s a 50-50 thance

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    Varnes  over 14 years ago

    Hey, guys, lay off the ladies. I’ve been around long enough to suspect they’re smarter than you. And a whole lot prettier…

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    I use accu-window weather.Look out the #%&&*! window

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    Superfrog  over 14 years ago

    I like the bag that she keeps her retrospectoscope in.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Lewreader Les Nessman called it “Eye-Witness Weather”

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    steverinoCT  over 14 years ago

    …and it always rains when I’m going to mow my lawn– if I time it right.

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    dtut  over 14 years ago

    The reason is Murphy’s Law! And the logical response is constructive application of Murphy’s law. Examples:

    ** If you want it to rain, then wash your car… or water your lawn.

    ** If you don’t want rain while you’re on the golf course, make sure everybody in your foursome is carrying an umbrella.

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    wicky  over 14 years ago

    The ladies are not smarter they would like us to think that they are tho.

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    Mikey8  over 14 years ago

    Rain is nature’s way of washing the car.

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    pearlandpeach  over 14 years ago

    Les Nessman - delightful memories….. WGN still runs WKRP every now and then….. great.

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    alife  over 14 years ago

    ABC has Accu-weather here my brother calls


    Like Life get use to it!

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    Radical-Knight  over 14 years ago

    30% chance of rain - I always thought it meant 30% of the listening area would get some rain.


    According to NOAA weather it is the percentage of days with identical atmospheric weather conditions (heat, humidity, barometric pressure, etc.) when it actually rained.

    Suddenly 50% chance of rain doesn’t sound all that reassuring. (sigh)

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    benbrilling  over 14 years ago

    My modus operandi is to wait until it is raining, THEN wash my car. That way I don’t have to rinse it. (Sure, I get a little wet, but hey, I don’t have to take a shower either.)

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    Varnes  over 14 years ago

    benbrilling, you’re benbrilliant !

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    yyyguy  over 14 years ago

    i like superfluous boy!

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    lazygrazer  over 14 years ago

    I like the way mother nature has screwed with weather forecasters for centuries….with no chance of change.

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    NoBrandName  over 14 years ago

    What gets me is that (20-20) hindsight lady needs glasses…

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    Ushindi  over 14 years ago

    carmy: As the saying goes, “Women are often wrong, but never uncertain”. LOL

    (Thought I’d better add the LOL for safety, guys)

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    CatfishChitlin  over 14 years ago

    kreole…I too grew in Jackson…just not up. That ain’t happening.

    There were only 2 stations then…3 &12. Woody Assaf would sayit was going to rain…it was gospel if he said it…and Bob Neblitt would predict sunshine on the opposite channel just to hedge.

    Out of respect I will mention Wilda Farber who saw the rainbows and just said it would do both. She did not last…but she was still better than David H’man.

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    unique_username  over 14 years ago

    Simple solution: move to the desert.

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    jnik23260  over 14 years ago

    When my city needs rain, I just leave my car windows cracked open; works every time!

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    Bill_Wa  over 14 years ago

    Actually 9ChickweedLane had Superplous guy already!

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    bmonk  over 14 years ago

    NoBrandName said, about 21 hours ago

    “What gets me is that (20-20) hindsight lady needs glasses…”

    Too true!

    I used to date Ms. Right, until I learned her first name was Always…

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    4deerinmyyard  over 14 years ago

    Marguerite, Macushla, Burgundy: All together now: EYE-ROLL

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    beniboo  over 14 years ago

    dutchboy & al: YOU SEXIST BASTARDS!!

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