Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 25, 2011

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    comicgos  about 13 years ago

    Who wants cold pizza from a delivery truck anyway?

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    pouncingtiger  about 13 years ago

    Kate, now is not a good time to be a smartypants.

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    wmbrainiac  about 13 years ago

    What doesn’t kill you probably should have.

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    GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Well I don’t want any pizza anyway.

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    gregbeaux Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Make that a Deluxe, deep dish with sesame seed crust. Add two Caeser salads……

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    lewisbower  about 13 years ago

    Methinks the grapes were sour.

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    thirdguy  about 13 years ago

    Dad seems to be enjoying Danae’s tortured scream so much, that he doesn’t want Kate stopping the fun prematurely.

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    Potrzebie  about 13 years ago

    don’t they have snowmobiles, snowcats or a sleigh?

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    steverinoCT  about 13 years ago

    Once I had the doorbell ring and the pizza guy was there empty-handed. There was an orange circle in the snow. “I’ll have to come back.” That walk got sanded well before he returned, you bet!

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    GuntotingLiberal  about 13 years ago

    If the choices are between 3 feet of snow and an inch of ice, I’d take the snow. Otherwise, have fun chipping open your car door…

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    MisngNOLA  about 13 years ago

    Nab, why do vaccines work then?

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    Justice22  about 13 years ago

    ^ Amen!

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    Zorcher  about 13 years ago

    Ah, a father’s quick wit. Always refreshing to see the other side of the coin.

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    Zorcher  about 13 years ago

    Ah, a father’s quick wit. Always refreshing to see the other side of the coin.

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    Digital Frog  about 13 years ago

    What does not kill you…… is likely to come back and finish the job…

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    oish  about 13 years ago

    What a crock - owning a non leathal Hello Kitty collection, lace doilies and throw pillows do NOT make you stronger. Unless you mean the death of your SOUL…

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    KSfarmgirl  about 13 years ago

    Make your own pizza- add fresh garlic and spices to the dough for the crust, sauce contains tomatoes (either crushed, sauce, paste, or fresh) and whatever (more garlic and spices, veggies), top with more veggies, sausage (home made preferable) and cheese and etcs. Much better than any delivered xxx. Plus there is the wonderful fragrance as it bakes!! It doesn’t have to be round- any baking sheet works- I use a 9x13 ‘cookie’ pan. Squares and rectangles eat just as well as wedges!

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    puddleglum1066  about 13 years ago

    What does not kill you softens you up for what does.

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    Destiny23  about 13 years ago

    I’ve never had delivery pizza in my life, and can’t imagine how something that came out of the oven half an hour ago can be as good as a frozen pizza fresh from the oven. The latter also being much cheaper and much more convenient!

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    treered  about 13 years ago

    olmail, spot on! very few ‘absolutes’…. Wiley, FUNNY!

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    Trebor39  about 13 years ago

    Whatever makes you stronger can still kill you.

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    LeStats  about 13 years ago

    Good thing about NYC, you can get any type of food delivered in ANY weather.

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago

    That which does not kill me makes me… stranger.

    A lot of things have not killed me.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member about 13 years ago

    The 1 day it does snow was on my garbage pickup day. Service was cancelled so where do I put all the empty pizza boxes ?

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    HowieL  about 13 years ago

    Whatever kills me may make me smell stronger.

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    reynard61  about 13 years ago

    @Coyoty: Another “Ozy and Millie” reader?

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    jump4joy  about 13 years ago

    Nab and Prfessor–

    I had the Rubella form of measles when I was a baby and the mumps in 4th grade, and I have given birth to two beautiful daughters, both now grown and out of the nest. Sterility would have been tragic…I would have missed out on the best experience of my life….I wouldn’t trade my girls for all the money in the world.

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    Jaroca2  about 13 years ago

    homemade is better….you can skip the cardboard and have real crust

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    marvee  about 13 years ago

    Don’t say that to Danae, at least not when you’re standing that close.

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    Jaroca2  about 13 years ago


    Can you NOT always be a wet blanket?

    Give us a break, PUHLEEEZE…………….lighten up, already

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    Jaroca2  about 13 years ago

    sheesh….get a room

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    bmonk  about 13 years ago

    shytimes2 said, about 1 comment ago

    Lively group today.

    And, even more shocking, it’s on living longer, the weather, illness, pizza, etc. –not the usual suspects.

    A pessimist is someone who looks for the dark cloud around the silver lining.

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    Justice22  about 13 years ago

    @ jump4joy,,, I wouldn’t trade your girls for anything either. Bravo!

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    Varnes  about 13 years ago

    What doesn’t kill you will at least cost you your deductible,…nightgaunt, usually schools get 5 snow days a year, without having to make them up….it’s hard to say who loves snow days more, students or teachers. And believe me, at 5:30 in the morning, during a blizzard, even with the prospect of going a day or two longer in June, both teachers and students will still rejoice at a snow day..

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    Max Browne  about 6 years ago

    Bye pizza!

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