Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 01, 2013

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    Linguist  almost 10 years ago

    We wont tell her !

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    Varnes  almost 10 years ago

    A friend I haven’t seen for a while came into town and didn’t call me. I ran into him at the bar….He said he didn’t have my phone number…And then he said, "Man, the reason I’m hear is my wife was bitchin’ at me…Don’t you start….That’s like a Kryptonite statement to a single guy….There are many reasons some people prefer to remain single, and that’s one of them….

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    Linux0s  almost 10 years ago

    A fool and his honey are soon parted.

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    Varnes  almost 10 years ago

    George, well, there is that. Kind of a chicken or the egg thing, eh….?

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    roctor  almost 10 years ago

    Hallf and half?

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    tripwire45  almost 10 years ago

    That would work.

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  almost 10 years ago

    A T-Bone steak and beer?

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    vwdualnomand  almost 10 years ago

    deep fried hotdog, smothered with condiments, on a garlic bread bun, with bacon.

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    emptc12  almost 10 years ago

    And thus, keeshka, sauerkraut, and pickled herring began their well-deserved returns …

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    Beleck3  almost 10 years ago

    gosh, American marketing at its’ finest. selling posion aka GMO, to the rubes, oh sorry, the American public. Profits are all that matters. who cares what it is made of. just sell it to the American Public.

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    prrdh  almost 10 years ago

    Don’t forget the Liederkranz.

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    Aaberon  almost 10 years ago

    And sprinkled w/a little Parmesan…?? Oh, yum!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Been married 33 years, and she STILL won’t put up with me.

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    trowsh  almost 10 years ago

    Do you take reservations?

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    Burnside217  almost 10 years ago

    Foot long chili-cheese-dog, onion rings and there is no diet drink of any kind.

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    BluePumpkin  almost 10 years ago

    So which is worse . . . . marrying the woman who won’t let you eat what you want because she wants you to live longer or marrying the woman who will let you eat what you want because she wants you to die faster?

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    TexTech  almost 10 years ago

    It would take a whole lot more than one small pushcart to sell everything my wife doesn’t want me to have. Now I cannot even have a Coke, for cryin’ out loud.

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    ossiningaling  almost 10 years ago

    First time I read it, I thought there was punctuation missing after “wife”

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    puddlesplatt  almost 10 years ago

    Yes… and they all taste soooo good!

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    puddlesplatt  almost 10 years ago

    My wife fried some water one time, and that was the last time she fixed anything tasty.

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    jprozeboom  almost 10 years ago

    In my case it would be baked beans, unless he has a side of Beano.

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    Ernest Lemmingway Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    So basically anything that tastes good?

    .Ladies, try to understand that men do not get better with age. We age like a car: after the first one-hundred-thousand miles we start to break down, the power plant gobbles fuel but gets poor mileage, systems simply stop working, parts need replacing, and by the end it takes a lot of effort to get us started in the first place. So let us eat the greasy, salty, cheesy, beer-y, sugary, heart-attack-inducing foods we like. That’s what life insurance is for.

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    Pablosim  almost 10 years ago

    When are we going to see the rest of “The Ekert”?…Pretty please!

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    Mythreesons  almost 10 years ago

    In his last years, knowing there was no returning from the COPD that was getting worse, I bought all the chill dogs, hamburgers and malts he wanted. He really liked the awful dogs sold at fast food places but I would use as good as money could buy for the ones I fixed at home. I say, what’s the point in healthy eating and drinking when you know death is just around the corner.

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    bopard  almost 10 years ago

    It’s Kielbasa, yum or maybe St. Louis ribs.

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    klunker rider  almost 10 years ago

    Mmmm…Chocolate dipped bacon hot dogs

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    Rickapolis  almost 10 years ago

    I don’t see a price list on that cart.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Hey Danae, here’s yer “find a need and fill it.”

    Where’s the “stuff Mayor Bloomberg won’t let you drink” vendor? I’m thirsty.

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    Vet Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    VicCome to Texas State Fair. That would sell to no end.

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    Hunter7  almost 10 years ago

    The other side of the sign is for the wives….“Things Not On Your Diet”

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    Gokie5  almost 10 years ago

    Lots and lots of carbs to feed their “juniors.”

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    jkhandy  almost 10 years ago

    Hence obesity, heart disease, etc….

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