Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 08, 2014

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    wrwallaceii  almost 9 years ago

    Does a bear SH** in the woods? Not always… sometimes on the hiking trails…

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    Superfrog  almost 9 years ago

    Hiking bearfoot.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 9 years ago

    Where does a bear poop?Anywhere he wants.

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    Three Steps Over Japan  almost 9 years ago

    It’s ok to take a crap in the woods. The bears will just make more.

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    Kaputnik  almost 9 years ago

    Considering what this strip usually has the bears doing to people, he should be grateful it’s only this.

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    Hey, are bears Catholic? Does the Pope…um…oh, wait…..

    Kaputnik, good point….And, Mr. Miller..Thanks! We get to imagine our own Wiley Bears today….Esoteric, dude…Wow, you did a great job on the bears in my head….Ha!

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    Destiny23  almost 9 years ago

    Or, as the bumper sticker said on the heavily censored version of “Forest Gump” (as seen on TBS): “IT HAPPENS!”

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    ishannon5289  almost 9 years ago

    Considering Wiley’s bears, better to step in it than be it.

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    watmiwori  almost 9 years ago

    Surely the sign doesn’t apply to Meeeee!!!

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    vwdualnomand  almost 9 years ago

    just like knowing the cubs season is over in april.

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    ladykat  almost 9 years ago

    Stuff ALWAYS happens…

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    dabugger  almost 9 years ago

    So what is a little foot snag. Just pay attention when dat monster tries to swipe your head.

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    David Rickard Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    So that’s what bears do in the woods!

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    ChessPirate  almost 9 years ago

    Well, in his defense, the sign misspelled it…

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    luvdafuneez  almost 9 years ago

    Oh pew – and it’s so hard to get off of waffle soles!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 9 years ago

    It is recommended that when in Bear country, you carry Pepper spray and small Bells to warn and fend off the Bears!How you tell if you are dealing with Black Bears or Grizzlies is by checking the Bear Scat!The Black Bear Scat will have berry seeds and small leaves and twigs in it.The Grizzly Scat will smell of Pepper Spray and have small Bells in it!

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    pcolli  almost 9 years ago

    I looked for “Planet of the Bears” but all I could find was a kids book. Who is the author?

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    pcolli  almost 9 years ago

    The bear used the path because he knew that it would be easier for the wardens to pick it up and sell it.

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    Nohwear, concise and to the point…..I like good writing…..

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    You know, this could be an edited version of a three panel strip….First panel…A bear…um…..ah…..on the path and the third panel, a bear snickering in the woods….But that would actually be less funny…Once again Wiley gets it right….Sometimes it’s what’s not drawn, like the spaces in jazz, that resound the loudest…..

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    westny77  almost 9 years ago

    How disgusting. Don’t theses bears use a bathroom. I see one advertisng toilet paper.

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    Caddy57  almost 9 years ago

    In my mind, I see a bear with reading glasses sitting by a tree…..reading the financial section….then using it to wipe with……reason…..some human used all the Charmin.

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    cdharding  almost 9 years ago

    Maybe he needed it to be spelled out?

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    Richard V Anderson  almost 9 years ago

    My first serious Laugh Out Loud (VERY LOUD) of 2014. Great stuff Wiley Miller. But, it would be even better if there were a Wiley bear in the toon. Guess we can’t have everything, can we?

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    Hunter7  almost 9 years ago

    Just wipe your shoe off on the grass and follow the arrow. No.. Not going to tell you what’s at the end of the trail. .But is a Bear Trail. ;) Filled with Wiley’s Bears.

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    pcolli  almost 9 years ago

    Start writing before you forget it.

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