Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 24, 2015

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    Argythree  over 7 years ago

    Somehow a Wileybear doesn’t strike me as a negotiator, even with Santa. But he’s got that great teddy bear look about him. Wish I could get one for my youngest nephew. (Or, forget the kid, wish I could get one for myself…)

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    Dtroutma  over 7 years ago

    Seems to be bound arbitration.

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    Superfrog  over 7 years ago

    They don’t seem to have any common ground.

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    I hear the Elves walked off the job in support…..but then again, they get a week off after Christmas anyway….so…..

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    Santa’s negotiation, “You ever tried venison?”…….

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    Ida No  over 7 years ago

    Rudolph: “Demand 1 – weekends and holidays off. Demand 2 – No more Friskies in the bowls before we leave. Demand 3 – We get to sit in the sleigh and you have to pull sometimes.”

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 7 years ago

    Negotiations must be going well, as the bear mediator is smiling. :D Santa should have known to have signed a contract before Christmas. :P

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    New contract? No. A new enchantment is all that is needed.Reindeer are not contract labor. They are enchanted. They can do only as they are allowed and compelled to do under the enchantment. Santa is not an employer. He is a dictator.

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    StCleve72  over 7 years ago

    Just go with the floe Santa

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    From what I hear, a good deal is one where both sides are unhappy, So once the bear polishes of Santa, and then swims over to feast on the reindeer. That will make it a good deal!Problem solved.

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    kc2idv  over 7 years ago

    Is this what they meant by “Reindeer Games”?

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    At least they aren’t positionally poles apart !

    Have a Merry Christmas and a Joyous, Healthy and Prosperous New Year !


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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    Dogsniff, yeah, I noticed that too…It would make for interesting thermal dynamics…….I think there is a special clause in Santa’s contract or something…….Sorry, somebody had to do it….

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    kaylowe  over 7 years ago

    Their positions seem to be polarized.

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    Vonne Anton  over 7 years ago

    How do you think the unthinkable? With an eyethberg, of courth.

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    dabugger  over 7 years ago

    Is that a brick chimney? Top an igloo? So will it be a tug for the ice flow? Or does his reindeer include jet-assist takeoff?Oh so complications; an not even considered the polar bear yet.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 7 years ago

    Just go with the floe. I think this may be the closest residence to the North Pole, so that’s as far as the reindeer took him.

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    Dr_Fogg  over 7 years ago


    Merry Christmas to all ツ

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    jahoody  over 7 years ago

    where’s Pierre of the North when you need him? or a kayak at the very least.

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    Mike Parsons Premium Member over 7 years ago

    You cannot argue with a bear. The reindeer win!

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    Tarredandfeathered  over 7 years ago

    Well, even an Igloo needs to let the Fumes from the fire escape so you don’t Suffocate. .It’s just that in an Igloo you have to keep the Fire very Small.But, when it’s 40 Below outside, warming it up to 28+ feels almost “Tropical”.You could probably even take off the Parka, if not the long woolies.

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    bmonk  over 7 years ago

    At least they didn’t try this at the “Schmidt” house.

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    nailer Premium Member over 7 years ago

    And all have a very merry Christmass and happy holidays!

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