Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 08, 2016

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    Superfrog  over 7 years ago

    It’s a conspiracy.

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    Can't Sleep  over 7 years ago

    Yep. The fix is in. It’s somebody else’s fault. And the dog ate my homework. The king of denial.

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    asianwoof  over 7 years ago

    Let’s Make Pizza Great Again!

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    somebodyshort  over 7 years ago


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    dadoctah  over 7 years ago

    While I’m not crazy about this three-step plan, it beats the heck out of Dr Oz’s two-step plan:

    1. Don’t eat anything. Ever.

    2. Arrange to give yourself perpetual diarrhea.

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    Watcher  over 7 years ago

    Better call Donald so he can sue them.

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    davidweinstock  over 7 years ago

    the cook has a mexican mother. call a lawyer

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Nice example of a false equivalence.

    Also a nicely veiled way of saying that you won’t look into how the system is being rigged to not allow any corporations that are not official propaganda outlet corporations to engage in political speech if you know what is good for you.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 7 years ago

    25 Snickers bars will supply the daily requirement of calcium.

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    brain Les  over 7 years ago

    I see the problem:

    It says, “eat more nutritious food” and should say instead, “eat LESS nutritious food”

    too much of a ‘good’ thing is BAD

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    garcoa  over 7 years ago

    If he couldn’t figure that out 25 years ago, he won’t figure it out now either.

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    Plods with ...™  over 7 years ago

    4. repeat

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    ladamson1918  over 7 years ago

    If a hospital gown is too tight to close, you may just have a problem.

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    sandpiper  over 7 years ago

    Three step election chart:Get your ballot,Mark your ballot,Throw up

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    tom_wright  over 7 years ago

    My cardiologist said to eat more greens. I said, “You mean like lettuce, spinach and stuff like that?”. She said, “Yeah, you got it.”. I said, “That ain’t food. That’s what food eats to become food. Feed that green stuff to the cow and I’ll eat the healthy cow.”.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    Die young, leave a pretty corpse.

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    Beleck3  over 7 years ago

    right, live healthy, die anyway. be a health corpse!

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    Flash Gordon  over 7 years ago

    Choose slim trim good looking parents so that

    you don’t look like the blob on the table.

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    Technojunkie  over 7 years ago

    Given what the government subsidizes and promotes as “healthy”, yes, the system is rigged. Eat meat, drink water.

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    4. Sitting in a comfy chair reading Christopher Moore or Carl Hiiasen?

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    phredturner  over 7 years ago

    Alas, most food in America is “junk food”.

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    Dani Rice  over 7 years ago

    And for Pete’s sake, don’t smoke!

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    Znox11  over 7 years ago

    …the freaking liberal medical profession and it’s slanted bias against obesity and heart disease.

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    IQTech61  over 7 years ago

    Doctors just love to yell about diet and exercise. They remain alarming silent about the high amount of overtime many of us are required to work, despite it’s toll on physical and mental health. They are completely silent about the junk food industry despite knowing that the “food” they produce is harmful.

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    1953Baby  over 7 years ago

    As advanced as science is, you’d think SOMEBODY could make Brussel sprouts taste like butterscotch and broccoli taste like chocolate. I mean, somebody could make a fortune. . .

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    gammaguy  over 7 years ago

    Let’s vote on it.

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    yimhere  over 7 years ago

    Thanks to all the hilarious comments today! Politics is out and real humor returns! Laughter is the best way to put these recent months behind us!

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    dabugger  over 7 years ago

    That guy has an al full idea. He is an extra size already.

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    Red Ruffensor  over 7 years ago

    He’s yuge, I tell ya! YUGE!!

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    kaffekup   over 7 years ago

    Will eating healthy food make you live forever? No, but it will feel like forever.

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    dflak  over 7 years ago

    How does that saying go? It’s not the number of years that you live, it’s about the life in your years. The good lord gave me a healthy body, it’s my job to try to keep it that way.

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    jmworacle  over 7 years ago

    Frau Clinton Food Gestapo will teach us. Und you vill like it!

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 7 years ago

    Oh, sure. Cloud the issue with facts and science!!

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