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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 07, 2016
Transcript:
Boy in green: ...So NASA kept it a secret that Noah's ark was actually an intergalactic space-ship. Boy in blue: No way! Boy in green: Way, dude! Boy in blue: Dude! Flo: 'Scuse me, but wheah did ya heah that? Boy in green: Repostings on Facebook from anoesis news service. Boy in blue: News service, so it MUST be true. Flo: Eddie! Stop helpin' the dumbification of America! Eddie: Hey, it beats haulin' lobstah traps all day.
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
The internet is the fastest way to distribute BS since the invention of the manure spreader.
dadoctah over 8 years ago
This week Iâm in the middle of a crisis. The lead story on the real news is that thereâs a thriving industry in fake news, the people making it donât care what theyâre doing, and the people reading it think itâs real.
somebodyshort over 8 years ago
Hitler would have won the war if heâs had twitter
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
And what are your standards in this?
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
Eddieâs more accurate than Fox outlets.
somebodyshort over 8 years ago
âIf you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.â â Joseph Goebbels
JusSayin over 8 years ago
And.fake news got a Planned Parenthood Clinic in Colorado Springs shot up. Fake News Networks, Real Ratings or clicks or whatever sells advertising ⊠and very real deaths. Who pushed that fake news about selling baby parts? They should be tried for inciting murder.
Ragtime78rpm over 8 years ago
Nothing new here: âThe man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.â â Thomas Jefferson
Ragtime78rpm over 8 years ago
And one more: âAdvertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.â â Thomas Jefferson
Ragtime78rpm over 8 years ago
And this (encore) from Mark Twain: âIf you donât read the newspaper, youâre uninformed. If you read the newspaper, youâre mis-informed.â King Solomon said it best: âThereâs nothing new under the sunâ
Proginoskes over 8 years ago
Now heâs hauling idiot traps all day âŠ
somebodyshort over 8 years ago
TOO LATE Flo. The disease is already terminal
Watcher over 8 years ago
Truth now days is no longer based on facts. It is based on if someone said it, it is true. So if Donald says he would of won the popular vote because millions of illegals voted, its true because many believe him. No facts to support it except a fake news site, but it is true.
Bilan over 8 years ago
This is actually right up Captain Eddieâs alley; setting a trap for bottom-dwellers to take the bait.
Watcher over 8 years ago
Also donât forget Hannity did report a fake news story about Hillary and got called on it and he did apologize for it, so when you talk about MSM be sure to include FOX.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Iâm gonna stick with the Ark being an armed compound set up to provide a transitional dwelling space during sea rise at the time of the heaviest glacial recession, about seven to nine thousand years ago.
That would mean the Lord Utnapishtim and his servant, Noah, were early survivalists, preparing for the fall of civilization from global climate change.
Sure, I just make it all up, but it fits the data and the timeline.
brain Les over 8 years ago
Anoesis: a state of mind consisting of pure sensation or emotion without cognitive content.
brain Les over 8 years ago
âbetter one good schmatta than a hundred ragsâ Betsy Ross quoted while speaking to Mrs George WashingtonâŠ..
whiteheron over 8 years ago
The theme song that plays in the background of the site:
" â«âȘâ« Feelings, nothing more than feelingsâŠ."
Thinkerer over 8 years ago
Perfectly named though
Anoesis: consciousness that is pure passive receptiveness without understanding or intellectual organization of the materials presented.
freewaydog over 8 years ago
Hey is Anoesis supposed to be Breitbart?
car2ner over 8 years ago
It isnât just politics. People repost all kinds of stuff without checking other sources.
Dr_Zinj over 8 years ago
Yes, Eddie. You CAN make a living at this. /shudder
jc17 over 8 years ago
So how do we fact-check all the news stories about the fake news?
WaitingMan over 8 years ago
Itâs happened. America has become a Firesign Theatre Album.
oakie9531 over 8 years ago
actually science channel program said Noah could have had all the animals on earth on ark, if all he had was their DNAâŠmakes you stop and think
ladamson1918 over 8 years ago
anoesis: a state of mind consisting of pure sensation or emotion without cognitive content
dabugger over 8 years ago
Ah so we have it! If it is ânews serviceâ it is âtrueâ. Flo is right, naughty Eddie is spreading the dumbing of America. So youyou know how November 8th happened.
Don Duckworth Premium Member over 8 years ago
Ha! Made you look up âanoesisâ!
morningglory73 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Only intelligent people read the funnies. Or write them but there are always exceptions of course.
grainpaw over 8 years ago
Still drunk on the election results, the right continues to tear down facts, truth, and the meaning of words. Language, science, and education are disrespected. Eventually they will run smack into reality, and their hangover will begin. Interesting essay on Heinleinâs Crazy Years and semantic insanity. https://accordingtohoyt.com/2013/07/17/4357/
kaffekup over 8 years ago
âa state of mind consisting of pure sensation or emotion without cognitive contentâ is the very definition of a trump administration.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 8 years ago
The Human Race needs very little help in that department!
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 8 years ago
Let me put in a plug for Skeptical Inquirer, a magazine that embodies the Missouri state motto of âshow meâ by examining claims of the paranormal and coming up with reasonable explanations instead of the woo-woo ones favored by the gullible and easily deluded.
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
When Reagan was POTUS I re-read â1984â and was surprised the accuracy of what was happening to âmedia and truthâ. It is time, well past time, for everyone to read that little bit by Eric Blair again. Itâs also interesting to note that the authorâs father worked for the British government, and his job was to increase opium production in Afghanistan, to enslave the people of China to BRITISH RULE.
The Internet and âsocial mediaâ have nearly completed the job âOrwellâ predicted. Trumpâs âMinistry of Truthâ has been in operation quite some time now, and has reached ultimate power. Time for a fall, PLEASE???
Godfreydaniel over 8 years ago
Conservative pundit Jonah Goldberg:
When Trump says millions of people voted illegally, how should the news media go about taking that indefensible claim âseriously but not literallyâ? Should reporters assume that some number of people voted illegally, but not millions? Or that millions of people voted, but not illegally?
When Trump says he spoke on the telephone with the president of Taiwan, should China be expected to take what it sees as a grave violation of diplomatic norms âseriously but not literallyâ? What does that even mean?
Perhaps we shouldnât take the literally-seriously distinction too literally. Perhaps what Trump supporters really mean is that he should get a free pass whenever his mouth gets him in trouble?
Godfreydaniel over 8 years ago
Thomas Jefferson:
I know of no safe depository of the ultimate powers of the society but the people themselves; and if we think them not enlightened enough to exercise their control with a wholesome discretion, the remedy is not to take it from them but to inform their discretion.
3pibgorn9 over 8 years ago
Except we donât. Thatâs the problem. A lot of our populace is seriously ignorant of science,, history, civics, an much else. We, as a society, undervalue education, except technical, possibly.
wjbillthompson over 8 years ago
Too late. We just elected the dumbest president in U.S. history.
Linguist over 8 years ago
News reports are no more than the dissemination of intelligence â at itâs best, the dissemination of accurate intelligence.
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All intelligence gathering carries a bias. The facts are viewed though the filtered lenses of the intelligence gatherer. As those âfactsâ find their way through the distribution process, they are amended and adjusted to fit the facilitators and interpreted through the existing bias of the person eventually receiving the information.
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I learned this very early in life, when, as a soldier and intelligence gatherer, the information that I obtained, and âsent up the lineâ, eventually made its way to the public â 180 degrees distorted â from the facts that my team had originally submitted to the brass.
.One time, I actually had an Intelligence Officer call my squad and me, liars, because we werenât reporting what the Powers That Be wanted to hear.
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People are like that. They shape the truth to what they want it to be, and accept only what they want to hear.
ianjohnsoncartoonist Premium Member over 8 years ago
So thatâs whoâs behind all the fb news!
timbob2313 Premium Member over 8 years ago
you are one of the social media fake news true believers.Real actual news has nothing to do with you agreeing with stories. That is close minded crap for the very poorly educated, like say, yourself
Uncle Joe over 8 years ago
The people are the only censors of their governors: and even their errors will tend to keep these to the true principles of their institution. To punish these errors too severely would be to suppress the only safeguard of the public liberty. The way to prevent these irregular interpositions of the people is to give them full information of their affairs throâ the channel of the public papers, & to contrive that those papers should penetrate the whole mass of the people. The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers & be capable of reading them. â Thomas Jefferson, letter to Edward Carrington, 1787
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(Emphasis mine)
Rosemary Williams over 8 years ago
What I find astonishing about the fake-news believers (keep in mind the son of one of the Presidentâs proposed cabinet bosses was the source of the fake news that Hillary Clinton was running a child abuse facility secretly from a pizzeria), much to the financial damage of the actual owner of the shop (who was a Clinton supporter so the damage doesnât matter in the opinion of the incoming government ⊠opps, lost the flow of the sentence in the aside, but it was going to be that the same people who attack reporters and other media figures as liars are themselves the same people accepting the fake news as true. Because it doesnât come from a mainstream media source I suppose.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
This is not going to end well for humanity, is it?
Robin Hislop over 8 years ago
Have you seen this depressing clip on YouTube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuGjK0kYBOc
âI donât want to live on this planet, anymore.âProf. H.Farnsworth.
washatkc over 8 years ago
This is the Midwests fault. How dare they vote Trump. Killary was the chosen one. Now we have to blame everyone and not give any credit to Trump. Democrats deserve to be the leaders