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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 30, 2016
Transcript:
Ned: We're brothers...only a couple of years apart...had the same upbringing and cultural influences...we grew up in the same house, went to the same schools...yet somehow we've grown to be political opposites. We need to resolve this. Man: *sigh* Agreed Both: So where did you go wrong?
Superfrog about 8 years ago
The tie can reduce blood flow to the brain.
Flash Gordon about 8 years ago
Here in the usa there is a woman with two heads.
It would be interesting to know if the two heads agree politically.
Dtroutma about 8 years ago
Hmm, exactly the relationship I had with my older brother, well other than he used me for a punching bag as kids, until they sent him off for the nuns to beate the crud out him. ONLY made him worse. Yep, he was a strong righty, and would have loved Trump!
Bilan about 8 years ago
The answer is obvious! Joe got glasses; so he can see things clearly now.
freewaydog about 8 years ago
I wonder if Wiley has a brother & similar differences?
freewaydog about 8 years ago
My sister & I are the same way.
TossedSaladCartoon about 8 years ago
I find it amazing that people (as highlighted both by this cartoon and often by the comments on ANY website) think disagreeing is bad. I suspect the world would be a drab, sad place if everyone liked what everyone else liked. Without a marketplace of ideas we canât grow as a society. I have never understood the notion that a difference of opinion means you canât be close.
whiteheron about 8 years ago
All of you are wrong. Period. Simple as that. Surely you all can agree on that.
DutchUncle about 8 years ago
>>>How does one compromise with someone who wants to destroy you?
This is the weakness of the Liberal viewpoint, and democratic societies in general: If you start with the progressive, open-minded idea that âEach person has their own perspective and may have a valid pointâ, then you have to accept the validity of people who disagree with you, or with open-mindedness, or with the very concept of democracy; and therefore you allow people in your society to actively destroy that same society. Whether religious fanatics who want everything to run according to one of various old books (or even one particular translation of some old book, which may or may not say the same thing as that old book), or people who think they are âconservativeâ because they want things to stay the way they remember them (that is, the way they think they remember them, when they were kids and didnât know what was really going on, and maybe it was wartime, and thatâs not the way things were a few years earlier or a few hundred miles in either direction, and besides their parents told them what to think), or people who wonât accept that technology has already changed society in ways that will never change back, the âopenâ society has to accept and allow people to keep trying to âcloseâ it.
Any less-liberal point of view is by nature much stronger, in that it is absolutely sure of its own correctness, and need not waste time or effort considering other viewpoints.
tripwire45 about 8 years ago
My two sons are exactly like that.
david_42 about 8 years ago
More and more, it is looking like political preferences have genetic underpinnings. This means trying to change peopleâs opinions wonât work very well.
Linguist about 8 years ago
I know how Bob went wrong. He became a lawyer !
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As the signs say, at the entrances to Harvard and Yale Law Schools:
Moralitatis deserit omnes qui ingredieris huc.
YatInExile about 8 years ago
This could be Dallas & Brad Woodhouse from North Carolina.
sandpiper about 8 years ago
Sometime in the 1930âs or 1940âs, âGrin and Bear It,â by comic artist George Lichty, depicted Senator Snort â his favorite blusterer â saying, âI admit this new bill is too complicated to understand. Weâll just have to pass it to find out how it worksâŠ?â
(Grin and Bear it, p 97, George Lichty, c.1956)
A lot more recently, Nancy Pelosi famously said of ObamaCare, âThere is so much in this bill, we have to pass it to see whatâs in it.â Or words to that effect.
Washington has changed so little since the 1930âs that even the old comics prove to be future predictors.
mfrasca about 8 years ago
Liberal: âFaster! Faster!âConservative: âSlow down and stop!âReactionary: âGo back! Go back!â
Many of todayâs conservatives are actually reactionaries who want to go back to 1953, 1903, or even 1853.
sbwertz about 8 years ago
Held my nose and voted for Trump to avoid a liberal supreme court for the next two generations!
dabugger about 8 years ago
That inane âyouâre wrong, am rightâ. Never works.
dflak about 8 years ago
This is the tale of my sister and I. I think itâs a result of paths taken and not taken.
zeexenon about 8 years ago
First see your shrink, youâre talking to the ghost of tricky Dicky Nixon. A more typical Republican you cannot find.
floralian about 8 years ago
" Well the one on the right is on the left,and the one in the middle is on right,and the guy in the rearâŠis a Methodist"sung by Johnny Cash in 1966
Nicole â« â±âż ââżââżâ°â« Premium Member about 8 years ago
I think itâs normal. Me, my sister, and my brother couldnât be more opposite in every way even though we were raised in the same house by the same parents. Shows you the power of personality.
CarolinaGirl about 8 years ago
Why do then need to resolve anything? Arenât people allowed their own thoughts and opinions anymore?
Dtroutma about 8 years ago
Altruism is not a sin, neither is seeking rational compromise based on facts and need. When Democrats refuse to analyze the truths, or think things through, then ACT, they are no longer âliberalâ. When your entire persona and lifelong actions show brutality toward others, not merely safe narcissism in the corner, looking in the pond, youâre not a âconservativeâ either.
When that brother noted in my first post came up next to me after I got back from âNam and was finally sleeping, and popped a paper bag next to my head, I woke to find Iâd kicked him clear across the room, through a door, broke six of his ribs, his collar bone, and fractured his skull with a mild concussion. In the ER later, he confessed heâd finally learned not to âmess withâ his little brother.
Nam and war made me more considerate of life and others, and more âliberalâ and willing to seek non-violent solutions. It didnât mean I wasnât capable of violence, even extreme violence, it meant Iâd learned that violence isnât the ultimate solution to survival. Peace and cooperation is the key to survival.
Trump and his followers are incapable of understanding that.
puddleglum1066 about 8 years ago
Whereâd they go wrong? Itâs obvious if you look at the bar: Joeâs drinking cheap domestic mass-market corporate swill beer, and his brother (does he have a name?) is drinking a gin-based cocktail with a slice of lime. They need to take a lesson from Capân Eddie and switch to bourbon.
Roadrunner Premium Member about 8 years ago
Can we all say the word âpragmatistâ? See whatâs possible and aim that-a-way, not bang our heads against an unchanging stupidity which has become our political system.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago
I became a humanist.
My siblings were indoctrinated into religion.
bobgreenwade about 8 years ago
This is the American version of bipartisanship.
sacrlc about 8 years ago
Enough with the politics already. We are already inundated with it all over the place. Please go back to the humor.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly about 8 years ago
Ties that bind and Gag!!!
garcalej about 8 years ago
It was pretty simple for me. I was a pretty loyal conservative; believed in free enterprise, strong defense, and the right to life. Then some angry white men showed up at our party HQ and asked âWhatâs this spic doing here?â And just like that, I went over to the Democrats. I plan to stay as long as it takes for the GOP to free themselves of the Kremlinâs influence and come back to their damn senses, if ever that happens.
washatkc about 8 years ago
My god you hypocrites donât get it. Read your own words. You claim to be so progressive and honor other peopleâs opinions. Then attack them if they donât agree with you. Democrats are now the Republicans of the 70âs and early 80âs.