Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 07, 2017

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    Superfrog  over 6 years ago

    I’d like a section of beef.

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    strictures  over 6 years ago

    I’m just glad that every restaurant I go to is totally a no smoking section! I remember when you had to go through the smokers to get to the no smoking section, when you entered, went to the toilet or just left. Disgusting!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’ll take the no talking aloud on the phone section.

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    kittenpah  over 6 years ago

    The Liberty Cafe is on the highway going up to Blewett Pass in central Washington. Nice trucker’s place for breakfast or lunch. They have the “sit down and have some food” section.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’m surprised that there would be a section for people who don’t want to be anywhere near nightshade plants. They are some of my favorites!

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    Zev   over 6 years ago

    Plants have feelings, too.

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    erik.vanthienen  over 6 years ago

    Where’s the healthy and good-tasting section?

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    gmartin997  over 6 years ago

    Our extremely divisive society is hard to please.

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    Prey  over 6 years ago

    Oh who cares section for me

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    LKrueger41  over 6 years ago

    The full menu and full bar section for me.

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    Ontman  over 6 years ago

    Just give me a Big Mac and let me die.

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    Sportymonk  over 6 years ago

    Steak med rare with baked potato w butter and sour cream. Or Shrimp any way and a Caesar salad.

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    tripwire45  over 6 years ago

    How about food, could we just have some food? Let’s start with meat.

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    Buckimion  over 6 years ago

    More than once, my wife and I asked for the “No kids” section.

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    Kaputnik  over 6 years ago

    Hmm, nightshade plants free section would mean no tomatoes and a number of other delicious things. Looking it up, I see it would also mean no tobacco, but you can ban that by itself.

    Anyway, gimme some carbs with extra gluten.

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    wirepunchr  over 6 years ago

    Where’s the beef!

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    Cerabooge  over 6 years ago

    I’m reminded of the SNL skit in which people were asked which section they wanted at the movies. “Loud gum-smacking section, or no loud gum-smacking section?”, etc. It would have to be updated for today, to include armed or not armed, uses cell phone during movie or doesn’t use cell phone during movie, and a few others.

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    SusieB  over 6 years ago

    Oh who cares section for me, when I go to a restaurant I am there to enjoy myself. I am more stringent at home

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’m a pescatarian, where can I sit?

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    Qiset  over 6 years ago

    they forgot smoking or non-smoking, service animals or not, kids or not, …

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    chromosome Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’m not concerned about a special section, but please warn me if there is cilantro in the dish, as it would make the whole thing taste like chemical waste.

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    HidariMak1  over 6 years ago

    Since I almost never eat out, and always try to eat healthy at home, celebrations are for celebrating. Double bacon cheese burger, with extra bacon and extra cheese, please.

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    wellis1947 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Actually, I’d prefer the non-nightshade family section because I’m not overly fond of tomatoes!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Which way to the real food?

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    Numbnumb  over 6 years ago

    To quote an old commercial, “Where’s the Beef?”

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 6 years ago

    Put me in the ‘Oh, who cares section.’

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 6 years ago

    I don’t cook beyond heating water so the rare occasion I do go out, with family paying, I do eat well. And have enough for at least 2 more meals.

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    garysmigs  over 6 years ago

    Liberals are super good at taking the fun out of everything.

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    Periboob  over 6 years ago

    Humor lives on

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    drivingfuriously Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Most people I know are generally Apolitical, they only think about politics near a presidential election. But food is worth talking about all the time. Italian beef or Chicago Pizza and I’m good.

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    JeffreySGreen Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Eat what you like. Oh, and quit whining.

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    ArchAngel4  over 6 years ago

    It’s a trap, the Nightshade plant family is deadly poisonous, so they are just trying to get rid of everyone else.

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    djhaisell Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Really? Could someone kindly point me to a restaurant where ANY of these exist?

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    john_chubb  over 6 years ago

    Where’s the Netflix-and-chill section?

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    kf6rro  over 4 years ago

    I’d take the “Oh, who cares?” section every time.

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