Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 11, 2019

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    willispate  over 4 years ago

    Bermuda Triangle, Party of 3? your table is ready.

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    Dtroutma  over 4 years ago

    Paulie needs to do the interviews.

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    mattro65  over 4 years ago

    Hey, give him the job. I sometimes have the same problem finding the bathroom in my house. I should be all right after a couple more years here.

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 4 years ago

    Eddie takes up a lot of that stool

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 4 years ago

    Flo’s diner is a lot like Snoopy’s dog house, a lot bigger on the inside than the outside

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    A Common 'tator  over 4 years ago

    I think the Tardis was the original…

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    sirbadger  over 4 years ago

    Check to see if he left a puddle somewhere while he was searching for the restroom.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 4 years ago

    Captain Eddy really needs this navigator………not.

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    Shades of Douglas Corrigan.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 4 years ago

    “…Couldn’t navigate his way out of a wet paper bag.”

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    walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I once got a finance job after being asked “Do you dream in color?”.

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    How many times do I have to tell him? Just let Paulie do the navigating!

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    1953Baby  over 4 years ago

    Birds of a feather . . .

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    strictures  over 4 years ago

    Don’t hire Fred Noonan as your navigator, as you might not ever get to where you’re going!

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Does anybody know how to spell S.O.S.?

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    Retired pol? Can’t find his way out of a paper bag? Good choice

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    erniejpdx  over 4 years ago

    Love the t-shirt and am thinking of stealing the idea for myself.

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    Bicycle Dude  over 4 years ago

    I like Flo’s response, I’d be first to buy a ticket cause it’s going to be a doozy!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Love the applicant’s t-shirt, but it’s an enigma:

    I > U? or Coffee > U? If it’s the latter, I concur.

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    theincrediblebulk  over 4 years ago

    Hire this guy Eddie. you can sail away for tropical Tahiti and then question him hw you ended up on the peak of Mt. Everest.

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    Kali  over 4 years ago

    Knowing Captain Eddie, shouldn’t the navigatah be blind?

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    PaulKmecak  over 4 years ago

    Would having Captain Peter “Wrong Way” Peachfuzz in the background be fair use under satire?

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    vanaals  over 4 years ago

    He discovered his way OUT of the hall. But did “greater than” man ever find his way TO the john?

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    anomaly  over 4 years ago

    As Yogi Berra said “You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.”

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    Yeah, that hallway that is straight as an arrow and only goes to One Place.

    The Ladies Room is down a Different Hallway just because of customers like him. And Cap’n Eddie. Both of them can get lost moving from one barstool to another.

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    In God we trust: All Navigator Applicants pay Cash.

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