The latest science estimates that hominids are 200,000 years old with older versions that date back perhaps another 200,000 years. So my question is, why is it that the bible isn’t older?
Isenthor1978, the bible is not 400,000 years old because religions evolved with human knowledge. Our ancestors worshiped the sun, weather, trees, etc. in the distant past since that’s what they saw influencing their lives. Religion is not a good topic for cartoons. People need a moral compass and any theology or philosophy has some value.
…and it came to pass…God had created Heaven and Earth, and saw that it was good…BUT.. He visited Adam and Eve in the Garden, and said unto them. “How you doing ?”…and they said,"Good"’, God said, “that’s nice…here’s the thing. When I finished creating you I found I had two extra parts. Since I only have one of each, I’d like YOU to chose, who gets which part.” Adam & Eve agreed. “OK” said God, “This part is called a penis, with the you can pee standing up.” Adam was excited ! “I WANT THAT !”, he said. God made it so. Adam immediately started “watering” anything that didn’t move, dancing merrily through Eden. God sighed, and said to Eve, “I hope you are happy with this other part.” Eve said, “What is this called, Lord ?” …God said,"A “brain”."
stevesilver48 6 months ago
Works for me!
eastern.woods.metal 6 months ago
October 22, 2017
cessna172 6 months ago
so, who was the biggest party animal?
Bilan 6 months ago
You can’t really enjoy not needing permission until you do need it.
Plumb.Bob 6 months ago
Adam’s impending meet with the Rhino horn in the second scene does not look fun.
macky87 6 months ago
…which only reminds me of the fact that you need to have “The Man” in order to get any satisfaction from sticking it to him.
Isenthor1978 6 months ago
The latest science estimates that hominids are 200,000 years old with older versions that date back perhaps another 200,000 years. So my question is, why is it that the bible isn’t older?
Egrayjames 6 months ago
Why ask permission to do something in the Garden of Eden when it would seem so much easier to ask forgiveness?
MS72 6 months ago
So, it’s like college?
For a Just and Peaceful World 6 months ago
Beer can keep you cool but your honey can keep you warm.
Masterskrain Premium Member 6 months ago
Adam and Eve… a nice Fairy Tale for the gullible.
c141starlifter 6 months ago
And when “SHE” shows up, her first words will be “Cover that thing with a leaf”
sandpiper 6 months ago
Not much fun being naughty if there’s no one around to notice.
carlzr 6 months ago
When the universe was your man cave.
gorbag 6 months ago
who delivered the pizza??
PaulKmecak 6 months ago
Been waiting for a B.E. strip. Thanks, Wiley!
51 Champion 6 months ago
Isenthor1978, the bible is not 400,000 years old because religions evolved with human knowledge. Our ancestors worshiped the sun, weather, trees, etc. in the distant past since that’s what they saw influencing their lives. Religion is not a good topic for cartoons. People need a moral compass and any theology or philosophy has some value.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago
I suppose if you have parties and adventures all the time, it becomes what you “do”. Even “fun” can become tedious.
littleann 6 months ago
Waiting for Guttenberg?
paranormal 6 months ago
And you don’t have to be careful when you have to cut one…
mistercatworks 6 months ago
Guys? What guys?
KEA 6 months ago
as someone said… being lazy is only fun if there’s something you should be doing
locake 6 months ago
Eve did exist then. She just didn’t want to hang around these animals.
marsbeatsmoon Premium Member 6 months ago
I love when pizza and beer were invented then uninvented
Sailor46 USN 65-95 6 months ago
That particular scenario pretty much would’ve limited the Human Race to one generation.
MT Wallet 6 months ago
Eve was never in the Garden of Eden. It’s true. The Bible says it.
christelisbetty 6 months ago
…and it came to pass…God had created Heaven and Earth, and saw that it was good…BUT.. He visited Adam and Eve in the Garden, and said unto them. “How you doing ?”…and they said,"Good"’, God said, “that’s nice…here’s the thing. When I finished creating you I found I had two extra parts. Since I only have one of each, I’d like YOU to chose, who gets which part.” Adam & Eve agreed. “OK” said God, “This part is called a penis, with the you can pee standing up.” Adam was excited ! “I WANT THAT !”, he said. God made it so. Adam immediately started “watering” anything that didn’t move, dancing merrily through Eden. God sighed, and said to Eve, “I hope you are happy with this other part.” Eve said, “What is this called, Lord ?” …God said,"A “brain”."
rick92040 6 months ago
I guess I’m the odd one out. I like hanging out with girls.
vanaals 6 months ago
God must be a frat party caterer, to keep Adam continually supplied with pizza and beer.
198.23.5.11 6 months ago
Who did the dirty dishes?The lazy men?
Ron Bauerle 6 months ago
I wonder whether he’d enjoy it as much if he didn’t have a talking dog to hang out with…