Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 29, 2021

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    salakfarm Premium Member 6 months ago

    And no one gets a horse’s head in their bed.

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    willispate  6 months ago

    Judge: Plea Bargain Denied! I find the defendant GUILTY, and sentence him to Life in Alcatraz, with no possibility of Parole! bangs Gavel on podium Court, Adjourned!

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    Wilde Bill  6 months ago

    Sometimes someone gets hurt, but that’s just business.

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    What does he propose to rebrand to? Trump Organization?

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    jessie d. Premium Member 6 months ago

    MAGA aka Trump for Speaker while the accused even looks like Bannon.

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    Isenthor1978  6 months ago

    Judge: “Here’s da ting. Leave the gun, take the cannoli. That’s the deal.”

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    A_Dream4u  6 months ago

    Is this was Timewaste… Facebook did?

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    bkincaid  6 months ago

    Not the best caricature of Zuckerberg, but I get your point.

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    dot-the-I  6 months ago

    Not a plea as intended; an offer not to be refused.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 6 months ago

    I have always wondered do Law schools have a class on how to keep a straight face ?

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    submachine  6 months ago

    Alcatraz is no more, better send him to Q

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 6 months ago

    This Lawyer is almost as nuts as Lin Wood…

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    Drag0nr1der  6 months ago

    Sounds just like corporate America to me

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    If you don’t take this deal, I can’t guarantee your safety from my client.

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    Can't Sleep  6 months ago

    Hey, he is meeting them half way – he did let ’em put him on trial.

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    RobinHood  6 months ago

    And yet it has worked.

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    LawrenceS  6 months ago

    We don’t know the charges. Perhaps he adopted a truth in advertising policy and sold his product as Coke, but the Coke™ company objected and he is promising to use a new name… Pepsi™.

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    Prey  6 months ago

    He doesn´t look like he works for Apple!

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    Ignatz Premium Member 6 months ago

    If he’s a Republican politician, that would work.

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    ewaldoh  6 months ago

    It worked in the health insurance industry a couple decades ago. I learned that the NAMES we know have corporate offices; but the companies we deal with are a local (in my case statewide) franchise. Local guys got caught with a list of no-no’s and corporate was banned for life in our state.

    So, local company that did the dirty deeds picked up a new franchise and have become largest insurer again.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Some entities see what is coming and simply avoid the court thing by making the change seem like a normal business decision. The bottom line remains the motivator, as it has and will forever.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Silly crook. That sort of thing only works if you’re talking to a congressional committee.

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    1953Baby  6 months ago

    Ya know, I HATE it when the comix are true. . .

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    JudyAz  6 months ago

    Isn’t the defendant’s table on the wrong side?

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    Old Crusty  6 months ago

    I was at Alcatraz once. I used to raise birds there.

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    gcottay  6 months ago

    At least he’s not claiming immunity as the rightful POTUS.

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    Instead of rubbing people out, he’s gonna send them to China

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    MS72  6 months ago

    So that’s the reason facebook is now meta.

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    phileaux  6 months ago

    Business as usual

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    awgarrett  6 months ago

    Must be a white-collar crime. If it was beating your baby momma or ripping off a store, there would be zero bail and ready to hit the streets again.

    I wonder if “The Squad”, in their drive to empty the prisons, realize that their efforts would release white-collar criminals as well?

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    Mediatech  6 months ago

    I was going to find you not guilty, but I think I’ll give you ten years to be in the safe side.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    This is actually considered a perfectly acceptable “plea bargain” for large corporations.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  6 months ago

    I think we just experienced such a rebranding of justice. I’ll let you all argue over to which recent judgement I refer.

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    schaefer jim  6 months ago

    I work for the court system for 30 plus years and I seen worst plea bargains. What is sad, some were accepted by the court.

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    Cerabooge  6 months ago

    A typical plea deal for corporate criminals.

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    paranormal  6 months ago

    Mr. King’s attempt at calling his store Kmart

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago

    My own plea bargain was “Go ahead and take the physical exam. If you flunk it, they wouldn’t have taken you anyway, and we’ll drop your draft-evasion charges.” So it turned out. I managed to outlast the war, the draft, and Nixon that way — plus picking up a good practical understanding of how bureaucracies work that’s served me well in later life.

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    DondiDoo  6 months ago

    So now it’ll be called the Tramp Organization?

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    christelisbetty  6 months ago

    Rebranded as a political party.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago

    Forget crime. As somebody once advised L. Ron Hubbard, “The real money is in religion.”

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    Soooo… his client is the CEO of the socialist propaganda and private information gathering monopoly formerly known as Facebook.

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    NWdryad  6 months ago

    That doesn’t look like Mark Zuckerberg.

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    Am I the only one that thinks ‘and no one gets hurt’ sounds like a threat against the judge?

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    Omniman  6 months ago

    Wouldn’t it be nice if this were a joke?

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    Famous gag from THE FLINTSTONES—

    Defense lawyer says—“Does my client look like a stick up man?”

    He turns around to see the jury standing with their hands up.

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    willie_mctell  6 months ago

    I worked in SF for 15 years. Most if that time the nearest window to me looked down on the Embarcadero. I could see Alcatraz and the Bay Bridge.

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    jvscanlan Premium Member 6 months ago

    Facebook on trial . . .

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    eddi_tbh  6 months ago

    Mafia, Inc. Why not?

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