Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 16, 2022

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    eastern.woods.metal  6 months ago

    LOL Thank you Wiley for 30 wonderful years. Here’s hoping for many more

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    stevesilver48  6 months ago

    Two great ones! Thanks and Happy Anniversary!

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 6 months ago

    Panel two: Sister Act.

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    Leroy  6 months ago

    Congratulations Wiley!

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    Wilde Bill  6 months ago

    And all the nuns are armed with rulers.

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    Concretionist  6 months ago

    That would be comedy hell!

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    STEPUP  6 months ago

    Hmmm, what does it mean, a prelude to goodbye??

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    Most of his jokes must have started with How many nuns does it take …

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 6 months ago

    30 years! And yet you keep is so fresh.

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    lalapalooza  6 months ago

    Here’s a joke the nuns will LOL on!! I just heard the Pope has just announced that it is okay now to kiss a nun! as long as you don’t get into the habit!!

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    eromlig  6 months ago

    I actually had a few nuns come to my standup presentation once. I told them, “I’m sorry I had to have you searched as you came in, Sisters. But I went to Catholic School, and we wanted to make sure you don’t have any rulers on you.”

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    Enter.Name.Here  6 months ago

    Him: “Did you hear the one about the priest and the…”

    Them: " YESSSSSSSSSS!"

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    pauljmsn  6 months ago

    Wow, 30 years! Dancing rodents!

    … Or, to put it another way – CONGA-RATS!!

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    chief tommy  6 months ago

    You’re the best Wiley. Keep it up

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    Zeno2099  6 months ago

    Happy anniversary.

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    cdward  6 months ago

    Happy Anniversary, Wiley! Your work is much appreciated and enjoyed!

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    Ermine Notyours  6 months ago

    I thought comedy hell is an audience full of mimes, or crickets.

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    Ermine Notyours  6 months ago

    A nun walked into a comedy club. And then another. And then another.

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    TampaFanatic1  6 months ago

    Happy anniversary. Hmmm back in 1992 that comedian could have been Andrew Dice Clay, that dude was stepping on a lot of toes back in the early ’90s.

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    gopher gofer  6 months ago

    keep on truckin’!

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    pcolli  6 months ago

    Nuns shall pass.

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    WDemBlk Premium Member 6 months ago

    Why do people think Nuns (and Priests) don’t have a sense of humor? They weren’t born Nuns & Priests & anyway are still people. Anyway, I do like the strip & 30 years, WOW.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 6 months ago

    Looks like the joke about the “Three Nuns at the Pearly Gates” went flat.

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    grocks  6 months ago

    Happy Anniversary, Wiley!

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    chmsam  6 months ago

    Hope you’ll make mincemeat out of ‘em for many more years (that’s the holiday stuff in a jar from Borden’s brand Nun-such. Like a few nuns, it has been known to have brandy and rum in it).

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    dgallowayd  6 months ago

    Is this a final lap before retirement???

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    So a terrorist dies and goes to Heaven to collect his 1,000 virgins and… stop me if you’ve heard this one.

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    ljfuson Premium Member 6 months ago

    Happy 30th anniversary!! Love your creations, just ordered your 365 day calendar & can’t wait to enjoy!! Thank you, keep us laughing… & laughing…& laughing …

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    bbenoit  6 months ago

    Keep ‘em coming Mr. Wiley. Was on a construction site once, in Maine in fact, that was a new building for a group of nuns. We were directed to watch our behavior and language while on site “they are everywhere” so as not to offend the client. Was climbing around in the roof truss’ taking dimensions and slipped, jamming a knee into a vee of wood. Was about to verbally vent but, as I looked down at my stranded leg I saw, beyond it, the face of a nun looking up at me. Quiet smile on her face, hands clasped in front of her. Had to bite my tongue really hard….

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    Prey  6 months ago

    He started telling rude jokes, so one of the audience joined him for a drink – she was a Blue Nun!

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Cheers, Wiley. Hope the future is all you wish it to be.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Why do Nuns like me to tell dirty jokes? So they can slap the HELL out of me. …HA

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    mfrasca  6 months ago

    You gotta read the room.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    On a separate note, in the first panel I visualize an even larger fish just behind the chef, who makes tantalizing bait.

    In the second, I am reminded of when I was stationed in Mildenhall AFB England in 1960’s. Mort Sahl, known for his dry social commentary, made his debut before a live audience at the Palladium on the biggest English tv variety show at that time. He blew it. He used the term the queen in his first line. In the British Empire that’s something that just isn’t done, you know, old boy. The audience froze and remained silent for most of his act. Must have been one of his hardest performances ever.

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    V45mikky Premium Member 6 months ago

    A Great White following behind the chef.

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    Comics are the first thing to read  6 months ago

    Is panel one a take-off of one of my favorite NYr cartoons: “If you ask me, we’re all part of the problem”?

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    Linguist  6 months ago

    30 years?? Why does it seem like only last week? We can’t be getting that old!

    No matter … I have been a fan, follower, and faithful reader for all those years and have enjoyed every one of your often thought-provoking and always funny and well-drawn works.

    Happy Anniversary, Wiley!

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    Zombiwoman  6 months ago

    30 years. Impressive (& thanks for the laughs!)

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    Olddog04  6 months ago

    Happy Anniversary Wiley. Keep em’ coming.

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    Aaronious  6 months ago

    Happy anniversary Non Sequitur! 1992 today (16 Feb) was your first syndicated comic!

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    rdbutle  6 months ago

    Yes, Happy Anniversary. Take the day off….. oh you just did!

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    Calvins Brother  6 months ago

    Happy Anniversary. Thanks for all the Wiley Bears.

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    Jon Premium Member 6 months ago

    1992. That’s about when Gary Larson retired. You don’t suppose. . . ? Nah.

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    “How many nuns does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

    “That’s not funny”

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    They are all German nuns.

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    angier3824 Premium Member 6 months ago

    I started working as a nurses’ aide in 1976. It was at a nursing home whose sign said “Sisters for the Aged and Infirm”. In my youthful naivete, I though " Oh, I will be working side by side with nuns who are helping the elderly!" Quickly learned the truth- none of the nuns worked directly with the elderly. We aides did all the bathing, dressing, toileting or taking care to make sure those who were incontinent were clean and dry. We fed those who could not feed themselves. Did the lifting of those who had lost mobility. Meanwhile, I have to say my first encounter with a nun was seeing her and a housekeeper reading Tarot cards with the housekeeper. Another nun was regularly seen leaving to play tennis with a priest. We were fortunate to receive a hot meal at lunchtime break at this facility. But we often passed a private dining room where the Mother Superior and the priest dined on lobster and other expensive meals.Along with my experience as a child, when I was expected to attend Mass just because my mother was Catholic, the job at the nursing home, and the exposure of pedophile priests, I do not believe in the Catholic Church anymore.

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member 6 months ago

    Wow, here is to another 30 years! (unless that scares you). One of my fav cartoonists.

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    brick10  6 months ago

    The same theme in both panels – prepare to be eaten alive.

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    Duane Ott  6 months ago

    I thought the contract said convent-ion tour.

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    198.23.5.11  6 months ago

    Just tell SOUND OF MUSIC jokes.I hear nuns think they got everything wrong in that one.

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    yimhere  6 months ago

    Nun better…..

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    brenfree  6 months ago

    Happy Anniversary, Wiley! May you have many more to come.

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    JenSolo02  6 months ago

    First grade hell…. Oh the memories!

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    schaefer jim  6 months ago

    I find the second panel drop dead funny! I see several nuns from my years at St Tony’s! They aged gracefully!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago

    Garry Trudeau’s artwork improved over the years; Wiley Miller’s started out pretty damn good to begin with.

    Randall Munroe makes no pretenses to artistry at all, Stephan Pastis has demonstrated mainly that he’s a master of copy-and-paste and Zip-A-Tone®, and Thaves is just … well, Thavian.

    But each and every one of them has a unique wit, and they all make our lives richer.

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    patrickab7  6 months ago

    Happy anniversary!

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    Daniel Aguilar Premium Member 6 months ago

    Here’s to another 30 years! Now that’s entertainment!

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    onespiceybbw  6 months ago

    What are nuns doing in Hell?

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    Mary Finkelstein Premium Member 6 months ago

    Happy Anniversary, Wiley! I have read your comic since you started syndication thirty years ago. Keep up the great work!!

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    198.23.5.11  6 months ago

    How do you solve a problem like Danae……?

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    jandaloft  6 months ago

    Did you hear the one about the nun and the polar bear?

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    joe.kahl  6 months ago

    Happy anniversary Wiley. Best cartoon ever !!!

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    AMBER1  6 months ago

    Classic!

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    cherns Premium Member 6 months ago

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3b93xk/the_leprechaun_nun/

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    Amanda El-Dweek creator 6 months ago

    Happy anniversary, Wiley!

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    unfair.de  6 months ago

    1st week? There’s a copyright mark with the date 2022 and a 2-16 in the same line.

    Busted!

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    tee929  6 months ago

    Nunsense!

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    yarnm57  6 months ago

    The Non Sequitur cartoon right after Comedy Hell, and right before Chef Food-Chain (they originally appeared in reverse order) sports the first Wiley Bear.

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    eddi_tbh  6 months ago

    “Start as you mean to go on.” Wiley has sure done that. These blend right in to a typical week. The “real” food chain and Lenny Bruce vs. The Sisters of Mercy.

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    MarshaOstroff  6 months ago

    Congratulations in two languages, Mr. Wiley: Mazel tov! and ¡Felicidades!

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    edeloriea14  6 months ago

    Happy 30th Anniversary, “Non Sequitur”!

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    PaulKmecak  6 months ago

    Happy Anniversary, Wiley!! I noticed “earthlink.net” in the 2nd panel. Yup, 30 years.

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    levekk  6 months ago

    Happy Thirtieth!!

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    jaz h  6 months ago

    many happy returns!

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    DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago

    Ah, the true alpha predator. And I get the second one, but I bet if you knew that was your audience with enough time in advance, you could have them in stitches.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 6 months ago

    Happy anniversary, Wiley!!! ❤️

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    Don Hulbert Premium Member 6 months ago

    Your uniquely wry wit was always at the forefront; it’s made for a wonderful 30 years. May there be many more.

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    bakana  6 months ago

    I could post a nasty nun joke, but it’s too long and I’m too lazy.

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