Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 27, 2022

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    jmarkoff2  10 months ago

    This could fit into Pierre Boulle’s original Planete des singes/Planet of the Apes novel.

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    LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Good one!

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    Concretionist  10 months ago

    Nice twist!

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    eastern.woods.metal  10 months ago

    And the sci-fi movie is “Planet of the Humans”

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    C  10 months ago

    That’s what you get for aping selfies

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    in.amongst  10 months ago

    Agreed! The whole concept of “selfies” is really weird.

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    HidariMak  10 months ago

    “Hey hey, we’re the Monkees…”

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member 10 months ago

    Scroll.

    Scroll.

    Scroll.

    BANG!

    Was NOT expecting that.

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    Bilan  10 months ago

    That is a weird dream. The ape has much longer arms, thus should’ve been the one taking the selfie.

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    boniface22  10 months ago

    Brilliant.

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    Cpeckbourlioux  10 months ago

    Nice one, Wiley.

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    sandpiper  10 months ago

    Very, very funny today. Total surprise ending.

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    rich5021  10 months ago

    Funniest comic I’ve read so far today.

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    markrunnj  10 months ago

    very Twilight Zone-y

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    theincrediblebulk  10 months ago

    “Let me guess you dreamed you were some type of ‘King’ and you were playing with some little blonde human girl again?”

    Actually it was a middle aged human office worker…

    “You sure have weird dreams Cong.”

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  10 months ago

    Bob Hartley: Well, I was an innkeeper in this crazy little town in Vermont. Nothing made sense in this place. I mean, the maid was an heiress. Her husband talked in alliteration. The handyman kept missing the point of things. And then there were these three woodsmen, but only one of them talked.

    Emily Hartley: That settles it, no more Japanese food before you go to bed.

    [Emily turns light off]

    Bob: And I was married to this beautiful blonde.

    Emily: Go back to sleep.

    [turns light back on]

    Emily: What do you mean, beautiful blonde?

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    Display  10 months ago

    Leave it a loser troll to hijack the cartoon to try to whine about being a loser, backing a loser, who scammed millions from other losers to try to prove the election was “stolen” and yet lost every single court case, and so the losers lost all their money because none of it went anywhere except into the fascist who lost the election’s pocket. And the losers even held an insurrectionist riot in the Capitol Building of the United States of America where the Patri-Nots waved Nazi and confederate flags – and those are flags of… You guessed it, LOSERS.

    Do the loser trolls serve cheese with their whine?

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    unfair.de  10 months ago

    At times like this I’m glad that the cartoons are usually made some weeks before publishing date.

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    SusieB  10 months ago

    I love that they have a kitty cat sleeping with them!

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    JosephShriver  10 months ago

    Alternate universes are fun/strange

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    wdgnas  10 months ago

    chmsam: their cheese of choice is a room temperature brie…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Holy, Crap! Now I’m going to have a headache. Planet of the Apes, King Kong, Matrix and Newhart all in 30 seconds. Sheesh!

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    Redd Panda  10 months ago

    I am pleased that the Great Apes have made the adjustment to Suburban living.

    Lovely down comforter, L. L. Bean?

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    Redd Panda  10 months ago

    I’m late for the party, but, Congratulation to Mr. Miller, for 30 fine years of work.

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    khjalmarj  10 months ago

    Only Wiley could have pulled the old switcheroo so well!

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    mfrasca  10 months ago

    King Kong

    He’s a spunky monkey

    Ping Pong

    Gotta keep it funky

    Ding Dong

    He’s at your doorstep

    - Schon/Ormont/Carrey/Petropulos

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    sarah413 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Spaceballs??!!

    Oh, $#1+, there goes the planet!

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    chemguy  10 months ago

    I hope Blake Smith sees this!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 10 months ago

    This is fantastic. What a great twist!

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    Mediatech  10 months ago

    Fay Wray he ain’t.

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    smartty cat Premium Member 10 months ago

    Well, I’ll be a human’s grand pap; heck, not if I want insult my long pedigree of monkeydomship.

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    Olddog04  10 months ago

    This was absolutely awesome. Brilliant.

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    oakie817  10 months ago

    most excellent

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    kaylasdad99  10 months ago

    That’s the hardest I’ve laughed at a Non Sequitur strip in months! WTG, Wiley!

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    cmxx  10 months ago

    Tightest twist ever!

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    willie_mctell  10 months ago

    Nice cat.

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    fairportfan  10 months ago

    Somehow puts me in mind of a David Bromberg LP cover that showed Bromberg atop the Empire State Building, clutching a biplane, while he’s attacked by flying blondes in nightgowns.

    https://tinyurl.com/66dde79p

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    keenanthelibrarian  10 months ago

    Be nice if all the sci-fi movies ended like that; I think the last one to do that was ‘2001: a space odyssey’, where all the aliens wanted to do was get to know us. Unfortunately they could only pick on an astronaut.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  10 months ago

    Oook ook!

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    j.l.farmer  10 months ago

    love it….you made my day!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  10 months ago

    “King Kong”

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    bobgreenwade  10 months ago

    Talk about “The Gorilla My Dreams”!

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    mistercatworks  10 months ago

    It was a nightmare. Somebody had invented a tiny camera and people would take pictures of themselves everywhere, until poor judgement killed them off.

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    DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago

    Planet of the >Giant< Apes

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    198.23.5.11  9 months ago

    Giant apes sleep in normal size beds??

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