Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 07, 2022

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    strictures  7 months ago

    I guess Bob is a fan of Vlad the Poisoner, murderer & invader.

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    eastern.woods.metal  7 months ago

    Vladimir ( Bob ) Putin

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    marilynnbyerly  7 months ago

    That mower is pretty sweet. If Bob doesn’t respect property, one of the neighbors should take his.

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    eolan59  7 months ago

    Bob must be Russian

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    eastern.woods.metal  7 months ago

    Tomorrow will be a Javelin incoming

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    in.amongst  7 months ago

    Well, that is one way to RESET things!

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    GiantShetlandPony  7 months ago

    I’m thinking Bob, besides being “That Guy,” might be in line for a DUI.

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    smartty cat Premium Member 7 months ago

    Nah, his first name is Vlad as in Putin. This is the first time I have ever agreed with Senator Graham.

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    sandpiper  7 months ago

    He’s already taken part of Ukraine as a defensive maneuver against a country that hasn’t made a military move in any direction for decades. Now he wants the rest of it to quell the possibility of an invasion of Russia by Ukraine.

    Specious reasoning has ever been the justification for actions by dictators.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 7 months ago

    Not funny. Too soon. Actually, it will always be too soon. God Bless the Ukraine.

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    JosephShriver  7 months ago

    We could always send an assassin to kill Putin, or send an army to help Ukraine

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    dnie  7 months ago

    and Biden’s/NWO buddie$’ border “strategy” ?

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    Anon4242  7 months ago

    Vlad’s been living in a house of cards. He’s trying to CPR the cold war so he has a big bad meanie to fight which will keep him going longer as he tries to bring back USSR. With the USA not jumping back into it, and instead having the whole world oppose him, his card house gets more and more unstable as his own people and formerly rich friends start blaming him for their woes. Russians need to protest him till his jails can’t hold them all and they finally get rid of him themselves. He’s a cancer they can’t afford anymore.

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    pheets  7 months ago

    Just the fact that he uses a rider mower on his 10×10 acreage says plenty..

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    dogbreath84  7 months ago

    Is that a MAGA hat?

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    HOTLOTUS1  7 months ago

    buzzed driving is drunk driving Bob

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    LKrueger41  7 months ago

    The idea of a Ukraine no-fly zone is pretty scary. The idea of a Rio Grande no-float zone has been rejected. Can we consider a no-mow zone?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Sometimes you are reminded that it’s only your property as long as you can defend it.

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    Linguist  7 months ago

    Влади́мир – or Vovochka as he’s called behind his back – has been a rapacious little thug his entire life. I’m surprised that it’s taken his U.S. apologists so long to realize what a nasty putz Putin really is.

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    bluegrassfan  7 months ago

    When I was teen, we had a neighbor who constantly turned his mower around in our yard. We asked him repeatedly not to do it due to him cutting his as low as it would go and we cut ours high so as to have a lusher lawn and everywhere he crossed it would kill our grass.One day when my father was out of town, said neighbor came to door to complain about our dog getting one of his kids shoes that was left in the yard. My mother reminded him again about not crossing the property line on his mower due to damage, He told Mother that he would be mowing again in a couple of days and that he would turn in our yard if he wanted. Mother simply stated that she owned a shotgun and that he may not make it back if he did so. Dumba$$ never crossed property line again.

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    Dolphin Lover  7 months ago

    A war is merely armed robbery writ large.

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    oakie817  7 months ago

    what if there were no fences

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    Lenavid  7 months ago

    What about the sovereignty of America’s souther border?

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    Tetonbil Premium Member 7 months ago

    Bob? Bob Putin? Stop Putin your ass in my yard! Get off my lawn!

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    Will E. Makeit Premium Member 7 months ago

    Bob is a racist…

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    FassEddie  7 months ago

    Both hands on the wheel Bob! Adjust your jewels inside like sophisticated men.

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    Just copying what the Big Boys do …..

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    paranormal  7 months ago

    He’s just trying to help you mow your yard…

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    If this is recent, it is very topical.

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    rgjuul  7 months ago

    A riding mower for a postage stamp lawn? And maybe he just didn’t find the brake soon enough. Or it was about Ukraine

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    woodyweaver  7 months ago

    I’m just amazed that Wiley was able to rush this comic into print. The invasion was just ten days ago.

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    David P. McLaughlin  7 months ago

    It’s not just Vlad, the Communists running the USA while Dementia Joe babbles and Kamala cackles WANT the USA’s southern border wide open. They are SURE that Garland won’t investigate illegals voting for Democrats [along with dead people.] Barr was supposed to be a Republican, but he DIDN’T investigate the ‘in your face’ 2020 Democrat cheater votes.He wanted Trump gone, so he just pronounced: “Widespread voter fraud is BS.”

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    bjminnis  7 months ago

    maybe his real name is putin…that is pronounce puuuhtin

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    suñña  7 months ago

    Only if everyone else is willing to enforce it.

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    mindjob  7 months ago

    Next, Bob will grab his neighborhood nuclear power plant and control all the energy on the block. The neighborhood HOA won’t stop him because he paid them 2% of his annual GDP

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    aphasia219  7 months ago

    Reminds me of my next-door neighbor, who put in an above-ground pool (with concrete base) three inches from the fence between our properties … to some people, there are no boundaries.

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    magicwalnut Premium Member 7 months ago

    This cartoon is a really nice slap at Ukraine! Way to go!

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    DutchUncle  7 months ago

    In our normal world, one would hope that one could call the police to charge him with the crime of trespass, and also bring civil suit for the cost of repairing damage to property. But that doesn’t work immediately, and it doesn’t undo any destruction or damage done immediately. At the level between countries, who is the “police”? Joint action by “society”? Imagine now that your neighbor starts building a swimming pool half in your yard and everyone stands around saying “Yeah, that’s OK, we’ll give him that land, but he better not step over into the Homeowner Association section . . . .”

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    William Green Premium Member 7 months ago

    Very clever synopsis of the current world crisis. If your lawn mower is big enough, you can do pretty well as you please which seems to be Putin’s mindset.

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    KEA  7 months ago

    Bob’s a freedumb freak

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    RabbitDad  7 months ago

    Bob is just being a peacekeeping jeenius.

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    lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Bob is acting out on his neighbor’s fence because he’s angry that his self-propelled mower isn’t capable of traveling with the protest “freedom” trucker convoy en route to D.C., and somebody’s gotta pay!

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    proclusstudent  7 months ago

    Can’t every one treat a comic strip as a comic strip and not make it a political statement?

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    Sir Isaac  7 months ago

    Reminds me of the first time I drove a motor scooter. I started off downhill and had go around a corner because it wasn’t a thru street then couldn’t keep it in the road and went at high speed into a growth of palmetto bushes or as they are properly known, saw palmettos.

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    eddi_tbh  7 months ago

    “I don’t obey rules that personally inconvenience me.”

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    theincrediblebulk  7 months ago

    I’m just Putin in a pool. Ukraine use it if you give up the rights to your land to me.

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    franki_g  7 months ago

    Bob’s got a new mower & couldn’t resist putin’ around on it.

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    Ron Bauerle  7 months ago

    Bob probably can’t get it up any more and since it’s too cold to go riding horseback bare-chested, this is the only way left to prove his “manhood”…

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    falcon_370f  7 months ago

    Not to Putin.

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    bakana  7 months ago

    Does Bob turn off the Blades before running over the Fence staves?

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    bakana  7 months ago

    Ever since Bob bought himself that Riding Mower, he’s been suffering from Testosterone Poisoning, more and more often.

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