Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 16, 2022

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    C  3 months ago

    Hopefully she’ll stay hidden

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    David_the_CAD  3 months ago

    It is easy to win at Hide and Go Seek, If no one comes to seek you.

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    KLSeering  3 months ago

    I think Danae got punked by her sister who’s probably reading under a shade tree, win win.

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    That’s a win-win game. Danae can stay hidden while Kate reads.

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    Wilde Bill  3 months ago

    Hours later, “What do you mean I missed dinner?”

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Hide and… whatever.

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    Asharah  3 months ago

    Is her sister actually looking?

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    strikklybizness  3 months ago

    Kate is definitely the smart one, she’s already kept Danae out of her hair for an hour of blissfully undisturbed reading…

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    Enter.Name.Here  3 months ago

    Danae thinks she is smart by hiding in the pond, but not smart enough to realize that Kate went back to reading the book and that nobody is actually looking for her (heh heh).

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    One time I was two hours old.

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    CheeYongPek  3 months ago

    cool! a win win win situation!

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    dot-the-I  3 months ago

    As Kate mirthfully finishes the final chapter of “The Age of Manipulation: The Con in Confidence, The Sin in Sincere.” W. B. Key, Paperback – Illustrated, Dec. 18, 1992.

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    keenanthelibrarian  3 months ago

    Oh, Danae, "The best laid plans o’ mice and men … "

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    Buckimion  3 months ago

    She wasn’t sent outside to play, she was sent outside to get played.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    I wonder if she knew that Danae would go jump in a lake. I’m pretty sure she didn’t leave the porch swing and is still reading her book.

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    Wirepuncher   3 months ago

    That’s one way of telling Danae to go soak her head.

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    Redd Panda  3 months ago

    I was the best hider … no one ever found me. Now, I’m wondering why?

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    One guy said his dad challenged him to a hide-and-seek game, and when he came back his folks had moved.

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    Olddog04  3 months ago

    That was too easy.

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    TMMILLER Premium Member 3 months ago

    Boy (whispering) : “Hello.”Caller : “Hello, I was wondering if I could speak to your mother?”Boy (whispering) : “She’s busy.”Caller : “Oh, well then could I speak to your father?”Boy (whispering) : “He’s busy too.”Caller : “Well, is there any adult there I could speak to?”Boy (whispering) : “The police are here.”Caller : "Goodness, could I speak to one of the officers?Boy (whispering) : "They’re busy.Caller : “There must be somebody there I could speak to?”Boy (whispering) : "The firemen are here.Caller : “Son, please let me speak to one of the firemen.”Boy (whispering) : "They’re all busy.Caller : "Look, I think I really should speak to somebody, what is everybodydoing that’s making them so busy.Boy (whispering) : “They’re looking for me.”

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    Can't Sleep  3 months ago

    Kate can play Danae like a violin – she just strings her along.

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    mindjob  3 months ago
    She must have watched The Graduate
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    PartlyCloudy Premium Member 3 months ago

    Isn’t that Walden Puddle?

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    paranormal  3 months ago

    The SEEK-ret is Kate wasn’t even going to look for her.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Despite how often we see this meme, it is extremely difficult to breathe through a straw for more than a few minutes. Notice how fat the tube is on a snorkel.

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    jvo  3 months ago

    Well, if you can shove a finger in your nostril, that gives you a clue as to how thick the straw has to be…..

    You can’t breath in if your lungs are more than a couple of feet below the surface, the water pressure is too great for your muscles to expand your lungs.

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    Not only did Joe and Kate get a few hours of peace, they also got Danae to take a bath.

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    jbruins84341  3 months ago

    Good idea, Danae. You hide, and no-one in their right mind will seek.

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    Doublejake Premium Member 3 months ago

    Every parent knows that one way to get 10 minutes of peace from a five-year-old is offer a game of “hide’n’no-seek.” It usually works about twice before they catch on at the third offer.

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    eddi_tbh  3 months ago

    Extreme Hide And Seek.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 3 months ago

    What do you want to bet that Kate didn’t even go looking for her?

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    sufamelico  3 months ago

    @ASHARAH, You’re new here, aren’t you ?

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