Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 18, 2022

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    Scorpio Premium Member 4 months ago

    That is probably the best anxiety-free hour of peace Joe has had in ages. Knowing what Danae is doing and that she is doing it quietly.

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    KLSeering  4 months ago

    I hope Danae’s phone is waterproof…

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    Enter.Name.Here  4 months ago

    She forgot the “Put my phone in a waterproof bag” step in her plan.

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    nightsails  4 months ago

    Didn’t think it through? Shocking!

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    Prey  4 months ago

    Go on, sneak out and put a finger over the end of her breathing tube.

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    HOTLOTUS1  4 months ago

    look for her under water in the yellow pages. Remember those!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    I think it would be ironic if they had to find her by “pinging” her phone.

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    zzeek  4 months ago

    The little ‘evil genius’ isn’t as genius as she thought she was. I is a common occurrence.

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    Wirepuncher   4 months ago

    No s**t Sherlock.

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    Durak Premium Member 4 months ago

    Such a smart, funny toon.

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    For Danae, revelations usually are a bit murkier than for others.

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    MS72  4 months ago

    “ When you played hide-and-seek as a child, did you yell “Ollie, Ollie Oxen Free”? Or “Ally Ally in Free”? Or maybe “Ally Ally Ump Free”? “Ole Ole Olsen Free”? Or something else? A caller in Montevideo, Uruguay, is curious about the origin of such nonsensical phrases. ”

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    artmer  4 months ago

    So, she’s in a pond for an hour. Just thinking about the blood-suckers, water spiders and other varmints that are in there. Not thought thru indeed.

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    How do you say “Help,I’m drowning” in trout language?

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    Now, if she had hid in outer space, she wouldn’t be having any problems with her phone

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    jbruins84341  4 months ago

    Danae, I am glad you finally realized that!

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    Olddog04  4 months ago

    New phone needed. Hope it’s insured.

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    AndrewSihler  4 months ago

    This Socratic dialogue doesn’t ring true. Surely, paterfamilias is already (over)familiar with Danae’s conniving ways.

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    TonysSon  4 months ago

    Since Danae is in a pond, Kate may have to send her an algae-mail.

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    Night-Gaunt49  4 months ago

    Danea “wins” again.

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    eddi_tbh  4 months ago

    Danae always misses some tiny detail.

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 4 months ago

    Where’s Lucy in all this?

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