Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 03, 2022

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 2 years ago

    Wiley’s been smoking from the bong again

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    MichaelAxelFleming  almost 2 years ago

    Who was that man? I’d like to shake his hand.

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 2 years ago

    They never solved the mystery as to why country star Dolly Parton and rapper Jay-Z are in the ROCK & ROLL hall of fame but ultra-famous rock bands like Bad Company and Blue Oyster Cult are not (???).

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    oldpine52  almost 2 years ago

    Then they can figure out who wrote the book of love.

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    HidariMak  almost 2 years ago

    Personally, I prefer the song “Who put the stump”. https://youtu.be/2yqYa2advT0

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    sirbadger  almost 2 years ago

    Someone’s been messing with their ding dong.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Next step is be bop a lula.

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 2 years ago

    Who was that man? I’d like to shake his hand? He made my baby fall in love with me.

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    boniface22  almost 2 years ago

    New Tricks eh.

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    SpiritInterface Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Barry Mann parody song that became a #7 pop hit on the billboards hot 100 in 1961.

    https://youtu.be/lXmsLe8t_gg

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    TonysSon  almost 2 years ago

    And then, when they thought all hope was lost and no one cared… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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    Ubintold  almost 2 years ago

    Bah-bup-bah bah, naggy-nag-nag, dingy dong ding blue moon.

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    in.amongst  almost 2 years ago

    R&R Hall of fame is fine with me – for some reason i shudder at the thought that someone might come up with Social Media Hall of Fame….

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    Space_cat  almost 2 years ago

    When they get to the bottom of it, I will shake that man’s hand!

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    My favorite love song: Who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder?

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Who put the “Ting Tang” in the “Ooh, eeh, ooh, ah, ah, ting, tang, walla, walla, bing, bang.”?

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    [Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I was just wondering where Wiley’s biting political cartoon commentary has gone lately. I guess everything is going so well that he has no critiques.

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    gokar RLV  almost 2 years ago

    Next up…”Who let the dogs out?”

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    We’ll find out right after we figure out who wrote the book of love. The answer is somewhere in there. Along with why do fools fall in love.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 2 years ago

    Well, I know who put the boop in the boop boop a doop…

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    mickjam  almost 2 years ago

    The Wire: It’s all connected.

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    Vilyehm  almost 2 years ago

    There are bells in heaven that only ring when a member of the clergy has been struck by a car.

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    Hit a nun, and there’s a ding.

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    Hit a bishop, and there’s a dong.

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    But if you ram a Lama, ding dong.

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    And the group attempting to decipher the lyrics to Louie Louie?

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    GentlemanBill  almost 2 years ago

    It was me. I confess.

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    njchris  almost 2 years ago

    Finally will we get to know what’s behind the green door?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I am still wondering Who? Who? Who let the dogs out?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity shoo.

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    carlzr  almost 2 years ago

    Why do fools fall in love?

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    1953Baby  almost 2 years ago

    Isn’t it “Who put the bomp in the bomp-shu-bomp-shu-bomp?” MUCH too early to go out and listen to the song. . .

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    raybrag  almost 2 years ago

    And then we’ll move on to “Who put the dip in the dip de dip de dip”.

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    1953Baby  almost 2 years ago

    Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong? WHY IS MY BRAIN STILL FILLED WITH THIS STUFF? Gad. . .

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The Platters in 1961.

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    HOTLOTUS1  almost 2 years ago

    na na na na…

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    Can't Sleep  almost 2 years ago

    Brilliant!

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    whoever wrote this one should be stoned

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    Kaputnik  almost 2 years ago

    Heck, the answer was probably blowin’ in the wind.

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    c141starlifter  almost 2 years ago

    They must have contracted the job out to the government.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Meanwhile, across town, at the Folkies Cold Case Unit, they’re still working on where all the flowers went to, and how many roads a man must walk down.

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    Geophyzz  almost 2 years ago

    She always repeats the title of the requested song before she plays it; so my son thought I had broken his new Alexa when he entered the room to hear “Um um um um um um.”

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    Bruce1253  almost 2 years ago

    I want to know where the Lion Sleeps Tonight.

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    IshkaBibel1  almost 2 years ago

    When do they work on “Who are you?”

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    noeste119  almost 2 years ago

    Two hit songs from my HS days. Loving it.

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    mikehamm  almost 2 years ago

    And the Dit in the Dit dah Dit dah Dit.

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    “Who was that man? I’d like to shake his hand.”

    As others have posted, it is a direct quote from the song.

    Also, I always heard it has “bop” not “bomp”. That style of music was known as “she-bop”, as in “bop-she-bop”, before the term was co-opted by Cyndi Lauper and other female musicians.

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    sobrown51  almost 2 years ago

    Next up: Who wrote the book of love?

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    dhmcgee04 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    When will they investigate who wrote the book of love and who let the dogs out?

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    tygrkhat40  almost 2 years ago

    C’mon, Rock and Roll Cold Case #1: We know who shot the sherrif, who shot the deputy?

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    I’d like to know who put the oomp in the Oompa Loompa’s

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    monya_43  almost 2 years ago

    They need to work this out soon. The bottles of booze are empty.

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    Mayor Snorkum  almost 2 years ago

    “. . .and then we can move on to ‘who wrote the book of love.’”

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    that’s really going back (but now it’s running in my head)

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    b.john71  almost 2 years ago

    A Biden staff meeting, accomplishing the impossible?

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    hangedman  almost 2 years ago

    Talk about making a bad song worse!

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    Stargazer1950  almost 2 years ago

    Hopefully they’ll finally find who put the dit in the dit dit dit dit dit as well.

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    Rose Madder Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That’s the $64,000 Question . :D

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    LJZ Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

    Oh, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

    Come on tell me who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

    Oh, who the fuck are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

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    198.23.5.11  almost 2 years ago

    It would be more useful if they found out if the hokey-pokey is REALLY what it’s all about.

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    Old Crusty  almost 2 years ago

    Deep in their archives they solved the mystery that “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” was originally written and recorded by the Weavers in the mid 50’s. Sounded nothing like the popular cover that came out in the 60’s.

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    198.23.5.11  almost 2 years ago

    All we get is “Ghost Riders” sung by Vaughan Monroe

    I can do withut his singing…but I wish I had his dough!

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    brucemcguffin  almost 2 years ago

    And then Who Wrote The Book of Love

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 2 years ago

    Another unsolved mystery:

    What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? Is he rich like me?

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    Squoop  almost 2 years ago

    I know who did it it was Tony, Tony, bo bony, banana fana fo fony, fee fie mo mony, Tony.

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    AndrewSihler  almost 2 years ago

    Next up: who wrote the book of love?? (Probably some “groomer”.)

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    liberalnlovinit  almost 2 years ago

    R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Find out what it means to me, R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Take care, TCB, oh(?)

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Thanks for all the earworms.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Then they did the Monster Mash and the Splish Splash….

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    I believe that should be “bomp sha bomp sha bomp.”

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    In about 1965 I was in my car listening to a top 40 station. When “Who Wrote the Book of Love?,” the oldie of the hour ended, the disk jockey said, “If you want to know, it was a guy named Ovid.” Jim Washburn was his name, KYA in San Francisco. There may be a Bay Area tradition. Dave Flemming, the number two announcer on Giants radio broadcasts was a classics major at Stanford. I’ve never heard him quote anything though.

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    dbwindhorst  almost 2 years ago

    Is this Question 67, or 68?

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    Ren Rodee  almost 2 years ago

    Technically that would be bonga binga bong.

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    RobinHood  almost 2 years ago

    Best Non Sequitur Ever!

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    LeslieAnn Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I don’t wuv you anymore

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    franki_g  almost 2 years ago

    Well, duh, sheep breeders who give Hostess treats to successful sires, of course

    A Ram

    A Lamb

    A Ding Dong

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 2 years ago

    Just love the woman on the floor studying the form … Actually, now that they ask the question, I’d really like them to find the answer.

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    MRBLUESKY529  almost 2 years ago

    The R&R Hall of Fame was great in concept. But, it has become a complete joke.

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    vanaals  almost 2 years ago

    Am I having a Mandella moment? I thought it was “bomp sha bomp sha bomp”.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Some things are better left unknown. So if they solve the case, I for one don’t want to know about it. It would ruin the song for me.

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    wiatr  almost 2 years ago

    Great questions of our times! Let’s not ignore the rama-lama-ding-dong!

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    Taracinablue  almost 2 years ago

    I’m much too young to know this—but my work plays 50s and 60s on the satellite radio, so I know that the singer would like to shake his hand, because that song made his baby fall in love with him.

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    redbaron  almost 2 years ago

    Good one today.

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    JH&Cats  almost 2 years ago

    The Berrymans: “Who Put the Sigh in Siberia.”

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    bakana  almost 2 years ago

    One of these days, they’ll also solve the mystery of who stole the Shower Head from the Parakeet’s Cage.

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