Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 01, 2022

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 1 year ago

    There’s the proof that man and dinosaurs walked the Earth at the same time. Wiley wouldn’t lie to us.

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    FaustoCoppi  over 1 year ago

    But where are the Wiley Bears???

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    sirbadger  over 1 year ago

    Dinosaurs and giraffes are about to play a game of whack-a-mole.

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    willispate  over 1 year ago

    God: summons Lightning Bolts to strike the Dinosaurs, the Shark, and Noah Now Get Back To Work!

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    jasonsnakelover  over 1 year ago

    Moses didn’t build that boat.

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    strictures  over 1 year ago

    Exactly how did Noah get the 10 commandments a couple of thousand years earlier than Moses?

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    lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago

    those cartoonists, science is all a big joke to them!

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 1 year ago

    They left out the TIE fighters zooming down out of the clouds

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    AnnChovie  over 1 year ago

    Were that ark real, what might you suppose it smelled like after the first week? I’d be overboard with that shark.

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 1 year ago

    The giraffes seem a bit alarmed.

    Kind of reminds me of the Scary Movie series that are made up of several different movies from the previous year.

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    Asharah  over 1 year ago

    Cecile B. DeMille is turning over in his grave

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    Isenthor1978  over 1 year ago

    This is what God did before high school football. Now he gets to watch coaches and players pray on the field. It’s exactly what He wants from American Christians-praying in public and condemning sinners. Just what the Pharisees and Sadducees did 2100 years ago. I say Jesus, you say Christ. Jesus. Christ. Jesus. Christ

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    If he is kotw, then some poor Schlemiel has to change the papers in the animal stalls.

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    OldsVistaCruiser  over 1 year ago

    How did Noah assemble his boat?

    Ark welding!

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    tonyturney  over 1 year ago

    How many of each type of animal did Moses carry on the ark, anyway?

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    JohnCL  over 1 year ago

    Only one shark?

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    MS72  over 1 year ago

    Is that Tom Cruise playing the part of Charleton Heston?

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    HidariMak  over 1 year ago

    Religious movies already exist to explain some of the animals in this cartoon. The dinosaurs might be where the “velocipastor” came from. And “Noah’s Shark” could be linked to the presence of Jaws in that image. (And not a knock against Wiley, since many cartoonists do this. But what’s with all of the cartoons showing a hole in the roof that’s only large enough for the giraffes’ neck, but not their head? Forced to stand for over a month, on a boat that must have been violently rocking for over a month, only to be forced to keep standing for another 10-12 months.) Perhaps the dinosaurs and elephants and the larger animals could have slept on the roof, like Snoopy.

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    Anon4242  over 1 year ago

    Jurassic Park, Jaws, Titanic, and Noah all wrapped up into one movie. How many times do they get trapped below deck before the ark sinks? – At least 3 times.

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    So what happens when the Arc comes to the Red Sea where Moses has it parted? Who gets the right of way?

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    bbenoit  over 1 year ago

    Is that Noah holding the ten commandments, or SCOTUS holding the 2nd amendment?

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    Chalres  over 1 year ago

    ♫ But sure as you’re born / You’re never gonna see no unicorn ♫

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    Gen.Flashman  over 1 year ago

    Many Bibical scholars believe the earth was created 5,000 years ago and the flood was 1,500 later.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Okay, there is a movie I could get behind. Let’s take all of history, mash it together and make it come out wrong. ..or at least different. You know, like elections.~_~

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    So in this movie, the great flood happened before the big meteor crashed into the pacific, not wiping out the dinosaurs, which are still among us today. No mosquito DNA trapped in amber was needed to recreate them.

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    phritzg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I still want to know how both the freshwater and the saltwater fish survived if the entire world was flooded.

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    Say What? Premium Member over 1 year ago

    What, no comic book superheroes? What kind of summer movie is that?

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    thelordthygod666  over 1 year ago

    Evangelicals believe “The Flintstones” is a documentary series.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Well, since it’s ALL Fiction, why not???

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You forgot the invading aliens.

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    ms-ss  over 1 year ago

    I sure wish Noah had left the rattlesnakes behind instead of the unicorns.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 1 year ago

    I remember circus electric train sets with giraffes that would lower their heads before entering the tunnel.

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    marklylepayne  over 1 year ago

    Where’s Fred Flintstone ? According to these moronic evangelicals he was riding those dinosaurs.

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    crzy4az  over 1 year ago

    Gee, that looks a lot like Dr. Fauci on the bow!

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    “Floodnato 2: Jurassic Commandmants!”

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    txmystic  over 1 year ago

    He forgot to add the Avengers assembling…

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    mpolo11 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Needs a supersonic fly-by.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    i can’t even count how many ways this is so wrong

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    dbradway1  over 1 year ago

    So the man-dinosaur, showing off on the roof, slipped and provided dinner for the shark, and that’s what happened to the dinosaurs. The shark was hanging around because he’d already snacked on unicorns.

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    And “The Minions” are below deck,doing the steering.

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    l3i7l  over 1 year ago

    To escape this Poseidon Adventure, Noah & company took off in the Hindenburg. They headed for the Airport, only to find a Towering Inferno as a result of an Earthquake.

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    JosephShriver  over 1 year ago

    Well, they changed the story of Noah once for the movies, this would be an interesting mashup of stories

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    Moses and Noah Go on a Cruise.

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    christelisbetty  over 1 year ago

    It’s nice to see that his age , Mel Brooks is still writing and producing.

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    GG_loves_comics Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It’s summertime. I’d go see it.

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    LeslieAnn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    We see two humans onboard. Both male. Huh

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 1 year ago

    “WHAT A 10,000 YEAR OLD HISTORY OF THE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE”

    Creationism means humans and Mesozoic dinosaurs co-existed. Humans and Permian dimetrodons co-existed, too. Paleozoic trilobites crawled in the shallow water while humans walked the shore, although no fossil record of them exists after the great Permian extinction. The sea giants megalodon, the giant shark, swam in the oceans with reptilian plesiosaurs, mosasaurs, pliosaurs and the giant armoured fishes of the Devonian, the placoderms.

    Woolly mammoths preserved in the Siberian frozen muck during an Ice Age that must not have happened, walked the Earth while pterosaurs (extinct 65 million years ago) sailed in the skies above them and Tyrannosaurs hunted on the plains. Humans walked under lepidodendrons, the giant Carboniferous fern-trees we thought extinct along with the trilobites, 250 million years ago. Silurian Eurypterids, the giant sea scorpions, hunted in the shallows. Human-ancestor primates like Australopithecus and other species of humans like Neanderthals, must have also shared the Earth with modern humans, if creationism is true.

    Creationism means no fossils millions of years old. All that life preserved in rock lived no more than 10,000 years ago (and in some schools of creationism, 6,000 years ago). It must have been a frighteningly dangerous time, with all those giant predators on land, in the sea and air. And all of these creatures disappeared from the planet before 3,600 BCE, when the world’s oldest writing system was devised. Why? Because there is no written record of any of these plants, fish, arthropods, dinosaurs and giant mammals. If it were true some would still be about now and all the fossils would be inextricably mixed in the fossil record instead of in their proper layers found all over the world.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 1 year ago

    There seems to be some confusion here – Moses (if he ever existed) was said to have the tablets with the laws written on them; Noah (if he ever existed) was the one who saved his family and the fauna of the Earth during the Great Flood (see Utnapishtim, in The Epic of Gilgamesh).

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    neatslob Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Where are the bears?

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    kjnrun  over 1 year ago

    Titanic came out in February, not in the summer.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Pffft. LOL. Yup, that’s about what kind of mess Hollywood would make of it nowadays.

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    Bill Löhr Premium Member over 1 year ago

    No one ever talks about the plants. How did they survive under water for 40 days?

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    bakana  over 1 year ago

    Wait, where is the Beautiful Girl he is supposed to fall in love with?

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