Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 02, 2022

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    eastern.woods.metal  3 months ago

    Crypto currencies are just a giant poncy scheme

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    C  3 months ago

    Missed the boat

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    Cactus-Pete  3 months ago

    Cryptocurrency: not really crypto, not really currency,

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    stevesilver48  3 months ago

    Ever hear one of their proponents try to explain what it is and how it works? Bring your lunch.

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    RAGs  3 months ago

    Shouldn’t“cryptocurrency” really be called “kleptocurrency” ?

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    Jason Allen  3 months ago

    Meh. That’s fairly easy. Get in early, when the price is cheap and make sure you sell off all of your holdings before the founder and their friends cause the market to crash when they sell off all of theirs at the same time. The longer you wait, the more money you make. But the longer you wait, greater your risk of getting shafted.

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    Enter.Name.Here  3 months ago

    Is Elon at it again?

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    Alabama Al  3 months ago

    Electronic currencies hyped by grifters, assorted criminals, tin-hat paranoids, “trendies” who jump into any “latest thing,” and the government of El Salvador. Yeah, that’s the pot I’ll throw my life savings into.

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    in.amongst  3 months ago

    The cryptic crypto and other fiduciary lunacies… This century is already off to a corking start.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  3 months ago

    Cryptocurrency? Would you like to buy a NFT tulip bulb? It’s vaporware. When the music stops, we all get to see who’s the biggest fool.

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    Well, isn’t that a coincidence. In the five seconds since you paid me, some North Koreans just stole your Bitcoins.

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    OldsVistaCruiser  3 months ago

    “They give you cash, which is just as good as money!”

    ~Yogi Berra in the Aflac barbershop commercial

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    But do you know?

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    He will show you how HE gets rich. [It won’t (necessarily) work for you.]

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    B4ItNs  3 months ago

    Now we know why Hollywood types are paid to encourage us to get into cryto

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    Called crypto currency because it’s like burying your money in a crypt. You’ll never see it again in this life.

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    COL Crash  3 months ago

    Most Folks are beginning to see that throwing your hard currency into a virtual only makes the guys handling the transaction wealthy. Once completed you only have an empty digital wallet full of virtual cash with no REALVALUE when rhe bubble breaks,

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    Geophyzz  3 months ago

    What’s really worrisome, is that my representative in the federal government, a man I’ve supported through several elections, is claiming crypto currency will stop inflation.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 months ago

    The thing I like about crypto is crooks are more busy stealing fake money than real money.

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    WaitingMan  3 months ago

    I recently saw a poll that asked crypto investors how low they thought Bitcoin would go. About 25% said zero.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  3 months ago

    Google: cryptocurrency Ponzi

    Is Bitcoin a Ponzi Scheme?

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    MS72  3 months ago

    Well, it sold some computers, so that stock is doing well. I wonder how long before people realize the U.S. currency is printed on paper and the govt. isn’t doing much to control inflation?

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    TaraMewser  3 months ago

    A whole lot of something can never be infinite. A finite number of nodes each with a finite number of links is a finite group.

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    monya_43  3 months ago

    The bears have got to be lurking around behind him somewhere.

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    dflak  3 months ago

    If you bought $64,000 worth of Bitcoin in November 2021, it would be worth $19,000 today.

    If you invested $100,000 in Truth Social when it first opened up, it would be worth $25,000 today. Due to litigation, technical issues and poor employee morale, it is still losing value.

    Some investments aren’t worth it.

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    William Robbins Premium Member 3 months ago

    Grammar nerds? Nobody?

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    Lenavid  3 months ago

    Cashless and trackable currency will cause an underground economy to develop. Can barter be far behind? Don’t you just LOVE “Progressive” economics?

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    Linguist  3 months ago

    No one has commented on how subtle Wiley’s cartoon is. The guy will teach the sucker about cryptocurrency for real money but credit cards are accepted for payment. Sheer genius, Wiley! That got a real LOL from me.

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    Olddog04  3 months ago

    Two fools born a minute, but she isn’t one of them.

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    yimhere  3 months ago

    Confidence schemes are now offically games for fools!

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    Its better to invest in actual crypts

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    paranormal  3 months ago

    Some never learn…

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    the lost wizard  3 months ago

    Just have your crayons ready. :)

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    Hanmerhack  3 months ago

    Every one knows you cant trust crypto. NFT are the way to really make money these days

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    boltjenkins1  3 months ago

    1) I only believe in physical currency.2) Shown

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    harleyvic  3 months ago

    There’s a sucker born every minute…

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member 3 months ago

    The marketing of cryptocurrency seems to have a Möbius loop to it.

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    schaefer jim  3 months ago

    A fool and his money are soon parted! A sucker born every minute.

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    samsoltan_48323  3 months ago

    Might I interest you in some Tulip bulbs?

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    suñña  3 months ago

    People who sell get-rich-quick books get rich selling books.

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    God particle  3 months ago

    I have 1 million in crypto right here in my pocket. I said it so it exists!

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    DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago

    One of my favorite lessons I learned in history class. The teacher pointed out that most people who went west to strike it rich in the gold rush went broke — but the people selling the shovels, pans, tents, etc., THEY did very well!

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    thedogesl Premium Member 3 months ago

    I hear BarnumCoin is the latest thing. :-)

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    bakana  3 months ago

    Yep. It’s just like those old Magazine Ads offering to tell you “How To Make Money by Advertising in Magazines.”

    One caveat: If someone Does respond to your Ad by sending you a dollar, you Have to return something of “Value” to them or it’s a Federal Mail Fraud rap. So, be prepared to go past the local 7th Day Adventist church and ask for a bunch of copies of “The Watchtower”. Slap an Address on them and mail them off and you are covered. Or, maybe just a bunch of Jesus Pamphlets … Whatever they are giving away Free.

    The Law says you have to return Something of Value, but it doesn’t specify a minimum value.

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