Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 21, 2022

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    willispate  4 months ago

    at least he’ll provide the breakroom with home cooked food.

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    oldpine52  4 months ago

    Maybe it should be.

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    suv2000  4 months ago

    If it’s not it should be

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    Rhonda Santis  4 months ago

    It is if he SAYS it is! Just like art.

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    Cactus-Pete  4 months ago

    Pretty sure that you never use a spatula with BBQ so he must really have a grill.

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    comic4matt  4 months ago

    Should be…

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    Wilde Bill  4 months ago

    If it’s not, it should be.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  4 months ago

    The Cul de Sac of Broken Dreams

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    Shouldn’t there be a rainbow on something?

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    marilynnbyerly  4 months ago

    If he’s bringing the food, that’s fine with me.

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    [Unnamed Reader - c91c61]  4 months ago

    He didn’t grow up in the suburbs in the 50’s and 60’s.

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    sirbadger  4 months ago

    A fork that large is a weapon, so that is also a problem.

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    I'm here for the cookies Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’m not suburbs, I’m more woodsy but I either griddle or grill outdoor almost everyday. The flavor

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    eastern.woods.metal  4 months ago

    My suburb is better than your suburb

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    pgomes  4 months ago

    He just wants to grill….

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    Qiset  4 months ago

    identifies as a grill

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    He has his priorities in proper order.

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    Success! The Weekend Hunter having stalked, bought, and grilled the wild Bratwurst, the feast can now begin. “Meat the Chef!”

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    Ermine Notyours  4 months ago

    As I’m reading this strip, I’m listening to Paul Carrack’s Suburban Voodoo.

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    descabro  4 months ago

    Might as well be a thing. Every ‘thing’ else clutters my MacBook computer calendar. Note that with the exception of the three gals, he’s the only diverse person in the room.

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    Can't Sleep  4 months ago

    Phil is working with what he’s got – which isn’t much.

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    gorbag  4 months ago

    “Suburb pride” is definitely a thing. Just ask my HOA.

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    bbenoit  4 months ago

    These days it seems like everything is a thing.

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    HOTLOTUS1  4 months ago

    it’s not a thing til someone makes it a thing

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    But it is. Across cultures and eras. “My grill is bigger than yours.”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    It is now. It’s been recorded, documented, and commented on. It is now a “thing”. Congratulations. Let’s all get T-shirts.

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    pheets  4 months ago

    It will be now, now that you brought it up…

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    Lenavid  4 months ago

    All cultural heritage is shareable except for English-speaking Caucasian Patriarchial Heritage, which is the current fad target of discrimination.Mind you, I’m not complaining, just observing.

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    walstib  4 months ago

    Joni sums it up pretty well: ♪♫ “He put her in a ranch house on a hill. She could see the valley barbecues from her window sill, see the blue pools in the squinting sun, hear the hissing of summer lawns.” ♫♪

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    ZarPaulus  4 months ago

    They do kind of have a point, the suburbs are rather culturally barren.

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    Znox11  4 months ago

    I don’t trust him, he looks like a propane guy.

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    GreenT267  4 months ago

    In early Nordic and Germanic societies, a “thing” was a governing assembly made up of the free people of the community [aka folkmoot]. It was presided over by a ‘law-speaker’. Things took place at regular intervals, usually in large open areas that were easily accessible by travel.

    Things functioned both as parliaments and courts at different levels of society—local, regional, and supra-regional. Their purpose was to solve disputes and make political decisions. Things were also often used for public religious rites, social events and opportunities for trade.

    The Alþingi is the supreme national parliament of Iceland.

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    artmer  4 months ago

    Wanna bet?

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    198.23.5.11  4 months ago

    He’s probably from Texas,but let’s not hold that against him.

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    Calvins Brother  4 months ago

    Phil’s getting ready for retirement.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago

    I too appreciate the sharing of cultural heritage, but what I’ll never understand is the irritation some people express at so-called “cultural appropriation”. What exactly is the problem supposed to be, anyway?

    If Adam and Eve discovered the circle and square, is it somehow or other evil for Gentiles to use them? Are we prohibited from enjoying fireworks if we’re not Chinese? Must we give up the number zero if we’re not Indian, or jazz if we’re not African, or skiing if we’re not Scandinavian, or surfing if we’re not Polynesian? Sushi if we’re not Japanese? Pizza if we’re not Italian? Democracy if we’re not Greek?

    The world is a splendidly variegated place, full of wonderful, imaginative people, and it’s just arrogant to think that only white Anglo-Saxon Americans can possibly come up with good ideas. If we see something cool we like from another culture, celebrate it and use it! Heck, that’s the way the entire English language developed!

    Nobody should have a monopoly on, or veto power over, good HUMAN ideas.

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    Darth Nefarius  4 months ago

    What is Penn doing sitting to his left?

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    thelordthygod666  4 months ago

    As one that lived many years there, I want to go on record that there is no such thing as St. Louis-style-BBQ. It was created by a chain restaurant marketing department and mixes KC & Memphis sauce. St. Louis did create the ice cream cone and toasted ravioli (I recommend the former and never the latter).

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    anomaly  4 months ago

    Culture is a construct. Suburban is as good as any.

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    wogears  4 months ago

    It will be a thing, now. :(

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    MartinPerry1  4 months ago

    Ian Hislop, of Private Eye and HIGNFY fame, just did a documentary on English suburban culture.

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    If he’s going to give up on his Suburb Pride, I’ll take that sausage off his hands.

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    A_Dream4u  4 months ago

    No such thing! Have you seen their lawns?

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    Plumviper  4 months ago

    It’s called ‘burb cred.

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    eddi_tbh  4 months ago

    Yes it is. Under the table he is wearing the rest of his native costume. Bermuda shorts and sandals with white socks.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 4 months ago

    And just why not?

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    Mediatech  4 months ago

    At least he’s not part of the bacterial culture.

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