Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 23, 2022

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    Scorpio Premium Member 8 months ago

    You negotiate all this before you decide on the restaurant.

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    Enter.Name.Here  8 months ago

    I’m waiting for him to suggest a special master for the wine menu.

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    Imagine  8 months ago

    How do they manage to reproduce?

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    sirbadger  8 months ago

    Can we eat while I read this and I don’t want any wine, because I don’t want to do anything stupid. I have wine at home, but you won’t be there.

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    keenanthelibrarian  8 months ago

    I’m sorry, I really can’t see the problem …

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    eastern.woods.metal  8 months ago

    I think they came in for lunch and it’s now passed closing time.

    This is how “billable hours” works

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    Sounds a little like a Sheldon-worthy contract.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  8 months ago

    Window: JURY IS OUT CAFE

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    Mediatech  8 months ago

    Subsection Four: The good night kiss must be spontaneous…

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    sandpiper  8 months ago

    I think she is gonna hand down her decision in a way that doesn’t allow appeal.

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    albertonencioni  8 months ago

    Thanks to the new High Sparrow politicians and the nazi-feminists ruling the media, dating a girl in USA will be exactly like that, unless you want to be accused of rape (20 years later).

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    PraiseofFolly  8 months ago

    This may be a “First Contract” situation. Follow the Prime Directive.

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    MS72  8 months ago

    Never upgrade your iPhone on a date. At least Microsoft doesn’t send out the blood-sucking ghouls with the consent agreement.

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    c141starlifter  8 months ago

    They’re lawyers, let’s hope they don’t

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 8 months ago

    I suppose she will discover the fine print when she beds him.

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    YulanaLow  8 months ago

    Obviously, they’ve not eaten, the waiter is wanting to close, and the moment the lawyer pulled out his contract I would have taken myself out the door to a Denny’s for an evening French Toast Slam.

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    dflak  8 months ago

    Hmm, this sounds like some people’s interpretation of the Bible.

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    goboboyd  8 months ago

    Less romantic but safe(er) Relationships of Understanding. Initial in ink here, here, here, and here. I hope you enjoyed our preliminary encounter.

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    tee929  8 months ago

    Does the waiter get 33% of the top?

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    awittbek Premium Member 8 months ago

    Shades of Sheldon Cooper.

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    librarylady59  8 months ago

    Reminds me of Sheldon and his contracts… roommate and girlfriend. (Big Bang Theory) :-)

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    squireobrien  8 months ago

    She won’t be exercising the kiss option, or any of the entailed options.

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    mistercatworks  8 months ago

    Reminds me of Sheldon’s first date with Amy on “The Big Bang Theory”. He makes her sign a “pre-date” agreement.

    “We are a very litigious society.” he explains.

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    the first thing we do is overbill all the lawyers

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    FGWaiss  8 months ago

    “What’s the difference between a lawyer and pond scum?”“There’s an ecological niche for pond scum.”….from Just Lucky, Book 1: Friends and Enemies (available on Amazon)

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    Jefano Premium Member 8 months ago

    Readers 18 or over should absolutely not miss the brilliant “Pre-Coital Agreement” sketch from a “A Bit of Fry and Laurie,” with Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Robert Daws, and Janine Duvitski (all much younger than nowadays, but already as funny as ever):

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    jvscanlan Premium Member 8 months ago

    You gave her an option?

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    David Rickard Premium Member 8 months ago

    They should have gone to the Legal Ease Bar & Grill

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    Jason Allen  8 months ago

    Except they’d probably have the contract signed long before they actually went on the date. This guy seems incompetent and clueless enough to take on the celebrity client Bob previously made the mistake of taking on.

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    gozar  8 months ago

    Reminds me of a scene in the movie Cherry 2000.

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