Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 24, 2022

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    Ratkin  5 months ago

    “Break a cerebral blood vessel!”

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    jaydogg187  5 months ago

    I see them quickly becoming a coxless crew.

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    RAGs  5 months ago

    So these two guys were having a very competitive round of golf. On the third hole, one of them had a stroke, and the other one made him count it …

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    Superfrog  5 months ago

    Streaming lexicon. Getting his synonyms in a row.

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    strictures  4 months ago

    Once in Rocky & Bullwinkle it was Bail, bail, bail.

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    wallylm  4 months ago

    Soon followed by the boat of multi-linguists (Stroke! Hiku! Vite! Schnell! Ganbare!!!)

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    MichaelAxelFleming  4 months ago

    Spanky once referred to that guy as “the coaxer.”

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    The one syllable synonyms work the best.

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    keenanthelibrarian  4 months ago

    I think they’re waiting for him to finish – he’s probably got his English tutorial class in the boat with him.

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    johnjoyce  4 months ago

    This is great! Thanks Wiley.

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    Lenavid  4 months ago

    If only the pen was mightier than the oar…

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ramming Speed!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’m thinking they would be winning if they actually rowed every time he spoke. But, well you know, “English majors”. Am I right?

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 4 months ago

    I love how cartoonists (and most filmmakers) have absolutely no clue about rowing. At least he got the name of the competition (regatta) correct.

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    franki_g  4 months ago

    Synonym rolls for everyone!

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    l3i7l  4 months ago

    featuring the Roget Racing team.

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    jackthemailman  4 months ago

    Is coed crew a thing?

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    Duane Ott  4 months ago

    Propel, propel, propel your craft, Softly through the solution, Ecstasy, ecstasy, ecstacy, Existence is but an illusion

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    William Bednar Premium Member 4 months ago

    There are the Newton commands: Apply twenty pounds of thrust in opposite direction!!

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    Redd Panda  4 months ago

    left out: fondle rub stimulate … did I miss one?

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    Lablubber   4 months ago

    This strip is not humorous, jovial, funny…

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hoe wa’a!

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    Teto85 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Definitely not Henley

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    gcarlson  4 months ago

    Reminded of the good time another research assistant and I had explaining “strike” to a Mexican post-doctoral fellow.

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 4 months ago

    Stroke it….stroke it…..

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    willie_mctell  4 months ago

    As long as the rhythm is constant…

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    Su770n  4 months ago

    5 against 4, unfair..

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