Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 11, 2022

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    Ratkin  over 1 year ago

    That smite work.

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    willispate  over 1 year ago

    God: hmm, if it’ll get Mother Nature and the missus off my back, I’ll give it a try.

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    Leroy  over 1 year ago

    Clippy the Smiting Assistant:

    “It looks like you’re purging some wicked.

    “Would you like help?”

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    in.amongst  over 1 year ago

    nyet – won’t work. Nature’s havoc is baked into the system of vengeance. It is called a natural reboot!

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 1 year ago

    For those yesterday. I posted the date ( cut and paste ) from the internet because I thought it was relevant

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    Erse IS better  over 1 year ago

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 1 year ago

    The Holy Hacker.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    So that’s what happened in Florida.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    God is a thin skinned dick who will smite anyone who makes fun of him.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    But no doubt there will be Hellish hackers that will work constantly to break through the system’s firewall.

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    Alabama Al  over 1 year ago

    Notice that in any age the technology of Heaven is not any more advanced than the technology on Earth.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 1 year ago

    Just what God needs to know …

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    TwilightFaze  over 1 year ago

    I may not believe in God, but I fully support this.

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    LawrenceS  over 1 year ago

    The problem being that 89.7% of upgrades don’t work as well as the software they are ‘upgrading’. Every version is better than the next. I think software engineers do this to keep their jobs. Not only do you have to keep getting patches to fix the holes in the current upgrade, but you eagerly look forward to buying the next ‘upgrade’ in hopes it will fix the c*ap of this latest version. (It will include its own set of new and improved code errors.)

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    bdpoltergeist Premium Member over 1 year ago

    at this point, what have you to lose?

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    franki_g  over 1 year ago

    Shouldn’t the upgrade be the New Testament version?

    “For God so LOVED the world….”?It’s about redemption now.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  over 1 year ago

    Test it on Putin.

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    Tonto & Redd Panda  over 1 year ago

    Better have a touch screen.

    Zoom in, pan left and SMITE! Done!

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  over 1 year ago

    Klitus I’m bord, what play thing can you offer me?

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    But when it goes down he won’t be able to find tech support. They’ve all gone to heck

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    kdandre63  over 1 year ago

    Plus you could take out all the scumbag online hucksters draining grandma and grandpa dry via repeated “prayer appeals.”

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    shorzy  over 1 year ago

    anthropomorphizing is always tricky

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    DM2860  over 1 year ago

    Don’t worry. He is planning on creating a new heaven and a new earth.

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 1 year ago

    don’t worry. God doesn’t have to wreak havoc on Earth, we got that covered. GOOD JOB PEOPLE!

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That’s a definite improvement, at least we deserve it.

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    hoot1  over 1 year ago

    Oh Wiley…Brilliant toon today!! Still LOLing…

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    MS72  over 1 year ago

    Hurricanes doing a good job.

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    squireobrien  over 1 year ago

    The surgical smite.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    But can it shut down robo- calls? H-m-m-m-m?

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    xeacons  over 1 year ago

    “Look here, ya little twit! I built this durn planet; I can do it again!”

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    anomaly  over 1 year ago

    Why bother? Humans are smiting themselves.

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    alohamikeb  over 1 year ago

    So, www.Smite.god?

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    Space_cat  over 1 year ago

    He’s been smiting the Midwest for decades, and they still haven’t gotten the message.

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    VickiP123  over 1 year ago

    a vast improvement coming…

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    marilynnbyerly  over 1 year ago

    The computerized weapons on the SHIELD heliocarriers comes to mind from AVENGERS: WINTER SOLDIER.

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    Enhanced smitation.

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    Carol from CT  over 1 year ago

    New version of “plug and plague?”

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    vanaals  over 1 year ago

    It’s a viral thing. Meant to remove the infection without damaging the environment.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 1 year ago

    VARUNA is the judge, jury and boon/smiter fettered to the ocean so his millions of floating eyes can find you, judge you but nothing more. (The main class 13 entity needs to be free.)Maybe when “the stars are right” VARUNA may get free to roam the Earth again and its spaces or leave us for the starry void. A kaiju with a super-amalgamated brain is inscrutable.

    Gözer is a class 11. Even Jehovah is rated a class 12.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 1 year ago

    Everyone here only thinks of smiting not giving boons.

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    KevinCarson  over 1 year ago

    If he’d had autoCAD, he might not have f*cked the world up so bad in the first place

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    tee929  over 1 year ago

    If he has been practicing on Florida, the environment is taking a toll…

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    bakana  over 1 year ago

    But, but, but … He promised to stop doing that “Smiting” thing.

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