Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 29, 2022

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    Ratkin  over 1 year ago

    I smell Ararat.

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    sirbadger  over 1 year ago

    If you wait long enough, the land will come back. You just need a boat.

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    JosephShriver  over 1 year ago

    Just go on a cruise boat

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 1 year ago

    That takes a good salesman to convince people in the middle of a desert that this is going to be ocean front

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    bc732k  over 1 year ago

    IT wont be a three hour cruise either

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    in.amongst  over 1 year ago

    Is the boat big enough to house the entire Congress?!?

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    Alabama Al  over 1 year ago

    I get the joke, but what is Noah, Jr. going to do with the proceeds of his sales after the world is destroyed? Shows you can have insider information and still not have any foresight.

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    Can I take a rain check?

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    danketaz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The fourth son no one talks about.

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    Asharah  over 1 year ago

    No land, no ocean front property

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    It’s all in the form of the con. But, the potential customer might find that splatter to be something other than water. A not so clear warning.

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    I always wanted a house by the beach

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    Mr. Noah-It-All

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    Isenthor1978  over 1 year ago

    Life before rainbows.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    The Bible says that God told Noah, “… you shall come into the ark, you, your sons, your wife, and your sons’ wives with you.” Noah’s three sons Shem, Ham, and Japheth are mentioned but not Noah Junior. (Noah Junior apparently paid quite a price for this little business venture.)

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 1 year ago

    The current incarnation is Ken Ham, the ark fabulist in Kentucky.

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    I told my financial advisor, find out who Congressmen are investing with and buy those stocks.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You’re gonna need a Bigger BOAT!!

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    fjc007  over 1 year ago

    Uh, I think the real estate is on the boat.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Maybe the kid is not as smart as his old man, but he’s sharp. Let others do the work and he will sit on his but and sell stuff he doesn’t have to people who will never get to use it. Might as well buy stock in Bitcoin.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago

    What a drip…

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    judie1  over 1 year ago

    It’s just a gag, folks. Don’t look beyond the humor.

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    Out of the Past  over 1 year ago

    It just occurred to me. Weren’t there other boats?

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    Okay,who invited the two termites?

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    Calvins Brother  over 1 year ago

    His business is soon to be under water.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The formula for volume of a sphere is 4/3 π r³. Mean radius of the Earth is 6,371 km, so its volume is 1,083.2 billion km³. A sphere of 6,380 km radius has a volume of 1,087.8 billion km³, for a difference of 4.6 billion km³. What’s the significance? That’s the volume of water necessary to raise Earth’s sea level from its present value up an addition 9 km to be able to cover the entire world, including Mount Everest. The total volume of all the world’s oceans is 1.335 billion km³.

    What are the implications for the Noah’s Ark legend?

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