Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 04, 2022

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    eastern.woods.metal  4 months ago

    love the lamp

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    sirbadger  4 months ago

    Bad time to use a common expression.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 4 months ago

    Love how it is the monsters who are whistling in the dark…

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    Wilde Bill  4 months ago

    If you’re sleeping with a horse, there are probably worse things than bedbugs in your bed. Just saying.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  4 months ago

    To ‘sleep tight’ is to sleep well and undisturbed.

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    I can name that tune in 5 notes

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    eastern.woods.metal  4 months ago

    I have six grandkids. I’m always temped to tell them the monsters under the bed will eat them if they get up in the middle of the night

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    Scorpio Premium Member 4 months ago

    Have the monsters from Calvin and Hobbes finally made their way here?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago

    Nice to see that the girls don’t have to share a bedroom. (I expect Kate really appreciates it.)

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    HidariMak  4 months ago

    Good thing I’m not a parent. I’d tell them that the monster is why I chose my bedroom, and to kindly keep it out of there.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    I think I remember using monster spray under the bed for a while when my daughter was young.

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    LawrenceS  4 months ago

    Boy, is that kid spoiled. Her daddy not only got her a pony but she gets to sleep with it. And a cel phone? I didn’t have a cel phone at that age… Of course, when I was that age the phone was firmly mounted on the wall and it had a cord.

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    A familiar theme in another comic.

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    jimchronister2016  4 months ago

    Morning Wiley, great strip, love your to be continued strips!

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    david_42  4 months ago

    The monster under our bed was chewing on a (nyla)bone last night about 2 am. I forgot to give her her sleepy pill.

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    lee85736  4 months ago

    Knowing Danae, she will make an alliance with whatever is under the bed. Look out, Dad.

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    Amra Leo  4 months ago

    No problemo. The monsters under the bed are scared of me

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Oh come on! Danae is the girl that most “monsters under the bed” are hiding from.

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    strick9  4 months ago

    You will scar they minds for life, eastern.woods.metal

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    Under the bed and closet cams monitored on her phone?

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    mourdac Premium Member 4 months ago

    Never worried about the monsters under the bed, it was the closet that they were in. If I went to sleep and the closet door was cracked even 1/2 an inch, I had to work up my courage to dash out of bed and slam it shut. I also had to be completely covered from neck to toes with sheets and blankets or they could grab me.

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    1953Baby  4 months ago

    If you’d kept the closet door shut, the monsters wouldn’t have been able to crawl under the bed, Danae. Always works for me . . .

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    paranormal  4 months ago

    Bedbugs are indeed a real thing. And they’re hard as heck to get rid of them. You can get them just by having someone who has them sit on a chair or sofa in your house.

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    thelordthygod666  4 months ago

    And why did the word for removing louse eggs from one’s body become a synonym for paying too much attention to unimportant detail? ….unless you really, really like lice

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    FassEddie  4 months ago

    Not bedbugs. DC lobbyists. Still in the vermin family.

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    NaturLvr  4 months ago

    Easy fix…bed on the floor, no space for monsters or grabby hands reaching out for your legs. ;-)

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    GiantShetlandPony  4 months ago

    Perhaps, the monsters are attracted to the dirty dishes on your hope chest at the end of your bed Danae?

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    kaffekup   4 months ago

    Time for one of my favorite jokes.

    Bad Dad: “I’m calling the Boogeyman and telling him not to come to our house tonight.”

    Under the bed, a cell phone starts to ring ..

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    keenanthelibrarian  4 months ago

    There was a comments some years (?) ago in Non Sequitur from Danae’s dad – “No, they all crawled out years ago and went into banking. Now go to sleep”. Don’t think Wiley had much time for bankers …

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    eddi_tbh  4 months ago

    I never had monsters under my bed. They stayed in the closet where there was more room. I did raise dust bunnies under the bed though.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  4 months ago

    They are really invisible, but you can sometimes hear them in a quiet moment…

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    Really Dad? That seemed a bit dumb.

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    chireef  4 months ago

    when i was a kid and i got up in the middle of the night i tended to have the feeling like something was grabbing my feet! couldn’t have been the monsters under the bed, probably just poor circulation and the blood moving to my lower extremities. there was that one time i woke up under the bed though …

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    Mario500  4 months ago


    (imagines a different version of this dialogue in this cartoon)


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    The Monsters are afraid of Danae,or should be.

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    tcviii Premium Member 2 months ago

    I like all the dirty dishes at the foot of the bed.

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