Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 09, 2022

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    David_the_CAD  3 months ago

    To have a successful hunt you need to use the right bait.

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    Rhonda Santis  3 months ago

    More than most places, the stock market is where “if it seems too good to be true… it IS.”

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 3 months ago

    Be fair to the bears. They did get it out of the dumpster.

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    Qiset  3 months ago

    Hmmm, time to add it to my portfolio.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago

    Years ago I heard the best advice ever given on stocks, from somebody who’d made a fortune in day trading and was asked how he’d done it: “Get out the day before it crashes.”

    This is about as useful in the real world as “Buy low, sell high.”

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    eastern.woods.metal  3 months ago

    Well Twit always did belong in the dumpster

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    Lolapoo Premium Member 3 months ago

    We can only hope.

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    GentlemanBill  3 months ago

    Why is the left so scared of free speech?

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    habfan40  3 months ago

    I would take them. Then get a bear skin rug to sit on

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  10. Whatever  3 months ago

    These penny stocks were always just bait to get fleeced.

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    WickWire64  3 months ago

    Tell the GQP that they are certificates of authenticity for special issue limited edition (only 950,000) gold (foil covered slug) coins marking Twitters glorious return. The bears will feast for months

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wiley bears are usually MUCH smarter and craftier then this! When fishing for dinner, you need bait that your prey actually WANTS!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago

    Word of the Day: Shadowbanning. Never heard of it before last evening but it will be part of the national political vocabulary today.

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    Interventor12  3 months ago

    Got my stuffed bear last week. Had moose steak last night.

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    Rand al'Thor  3 months ago

    Twitter will be delisted from the New York Stock Exchange and its shares will no longer trade on public markets as of Nov. 8. Last closing was 53.35 compared to a 52 week high of 54.57 and low of 31.30. Twitter will be a private company. People are clueless.

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    DrJKnows  3 months ago

    Is it true the Wiley bears were on Noah’s Ark?

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    monya_43  3 months ago

    Yay! Wiley bears! They are not on their top baiting game though. Usually, they are better than this, even if they had some success, noted by the shoe and pairs of glasses.

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    Bears should have used that stock for their ‘visits’ in the woods.

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    Maybe the bears could consider decorating the dumpster as one of those at work Musk bedrooms. I don’t want to give Elon any ideas.

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    Ishka Bibel  3 months ago

    The pedantic me is driven to point out that there is no Twitter stock. It is a privately held company.There is Twitter debt which is currently heavily discounted if you would like to buy some.

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    Redd Panda  3 months ago

    I’m thinking of self publishing a pamphlet; ‘’Stupid Crap Trolls Say’’ should be a real yuk fest.

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    The founding fathers who wrote the constitution didn’t know about psyops propaganda.

    They actually didn’t know about lots of modern things.

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    rickseg  3 months ago

    This reminds me of an old Candid Camera stunt. They left a trail of dimes on a sidewalk for people to pick up and follow. Around a corner they had a slotted box attached to a telephone pole with a sign that said “Put dimes here”. Almost all of the people that picked up the dimes dropped them into the box and kept on going. This was back in the late 50s or early 60s if I remember correctly.

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    DarkHorseSki  3 months ago

    Only the foolish would avoid stocks in companies owned by Elon Musk.

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    gregcomn  3 months ago

    The joy of seeing Wiley’s bears—the universal solvent for insanity!

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    paranormal  3 months ago

    It’ll work as toilet paper…

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    Mr.doom  3 months ago

    Free speech is not compatible with collectivism.

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    Musk is 44 million in debt,but he thinks Lichtenstein will pay for it(Mexico was taken)

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    kathleenhicks62  3 months ago

    It’s not free speech it’s the head twit.

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    kathleenhicks62  3 months ago

    The bears need a better lure.

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    DNCoyote  3 months ago

    Love those Wiley bears :)

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member 3 months ago

    This should be Tesla stock. Year to date: $405 – $182. And Tesla stock is his piggy bank. Billionaires don’t keep billions in cash…

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    jimchronister2016  3 months ago

    The more I learn about rt that sypho musk the less I like him

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    keenanthelibrarian  3 months ago

    Obviously a couple of people, judging by the spectacles on the ground, have already been taken in.

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    If you don’t blow $44 Billion, now and then, you might be expected to pay some taxes.

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    eddi_tbh  3 months ago

    It’s hard to find an affordable lure.

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    eddi_tbh  3 months ago

    He fired the janitors. That was a Dilbert arc back before Scott’s brain fell out. Elon is now an official PHB.

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    abba3  3 months ago

    Definition of irony, a satirist afraid of free speech.

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    pantograph  3 months ago

    This has nothing to do with free speech. Twitter is a now a private company and no longer has stock.

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