Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 31, 2022

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    Asharah  5 months ago

    Book ’em a jet

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    salakfarm Premium Member 5 months ago

    Eddie for president on the Republican ticket, with Santos for veep.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  5 months ago

    What’s he smoking in that pipe?

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    Reminiscent of a Thanksgiving Day turkey drop on WKRP.

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    Smile Sardonically  5 months ago

    Oh, the humanity!

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 5 months ago

    Where’s your boat, Eddie?

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    Jeff0811  5 months ago

    As God is my witness, I thought penguins could fly.

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    I'm here for the cookies Premium Member 5 months ago

    Please, what does he smoke? Please, I beg!

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 5 months ago

    That was great!

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    Interventor12  5 months ago

    She just cut off his booze.

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    dadoctah  5 months ago

    “One thing is certain: a penguin is not a creature of the air. Witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as plummet.”

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    morningglory61 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Eddie is quite the story teller. Penguins flew home. Ha! :-D

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago

    They were booked on Southwest and their flight was cancelled.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 9bbaa9]  5 months ago

    Now, can we have Victoria and Joe get married?

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    KALKAY32  5 months ago

    Eddie is always a good story line.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Perfect timing. Eddie has had enough to drink, and I have had enough of his story. Say good night Eddie.

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    paranormal  5 months ago

    Eddie’s stories and tails are full of inconstancies…

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    Redd Panda  5 months ago

    Penguins do fly. They do it underwater. The motions of flight propels them thru the water. Let’s see an eagle do that, in water at -2 celsuis.

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    dkolsen1125 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Absolutely the laugh I needed to end 2022. Now to wipe the coffee off my monitor.

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    That tall tale is even bigger than the Burj Khalifa…

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    That tall tale is even taller than the Burj Khalifa…

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    anomaly  5 months ago

    If a penguin passes the tests, they should be able to get a license to fly.

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    kathleenhicks62  5 months ago

    He has finally gone too far for them—me a few days ago.

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    dlieby Premium Member 5 months ago

    Totally hilarious! Thanks for the belly laugh.

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    Bilan  5 months ago

    Yeti’s have won every checkers tournament they’ve ever been in.

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    willie_mctell  5 months ago

    Penguins own aircraft. They form associations and buy them cooperatively.

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    Izzy Moreno  5 months ago

    I told you yesterday, it was the Yeti that set up the penguins with the liquor. Dude got everyone plastered, blamed the penguins, and made out with the trophy.

    And of course penguins can’t fly, they were drunk!

    And Eddie stole their ride home. Now they’ll be stuck up there until next year.

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    websterphreaky  5 months ago

    STUPID, must be running out of idea the last few months …. maybe the whole year.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  5 months ago

    Penguins fly under water.

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