Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 07, 2023

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    eastern.woods.metal  8 months ago

    I call BS on that. Congressional “material” is way worse

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    Mediatech  8 months ago

    You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  8 months ago

    Gonna need to throw those shoes away.

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    keenanthelibrarian  8 months ago

    When I was in school my teachers used to call spurious arguments (and other things they didn’t approve of) “Bull Dust”. We all knew what they meant, and ‘dust’ wasn’t any part of it …

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    Ermine Notyours  8 months ago

    I was watching CNN late one night and saw a press conference. Someone said, “My client said an eight-letter word with a bovine context. Do you want me to say [the actual word]? Okay: [the actual word].” CNN can use the same salty language that HBO can use, and it was late at night. Decency watchdog groups may call BS on that.

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    gammaguy  8 months ago

    Is this cartoon suggesting that Congress is a bunch of cow-wards?

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    bkeys1  8 months ago

    rear wards any way

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago

    Their methane emittance was duly noted by a Chinese weather balloon for military purposes.

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    Olddog04  8 months ago

    There seems to be no escape.

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    PraiseofFolly  8 months ago

    And their PR people are as dung beetles that shape it into neat little balls.

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    happyinvenice23  8 months ago

    Morning Wiley, this is a masterpiece! Thank you

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    HOTLOTUS1  8 months ago

    buffalo heard. no, I don’t really listen. no, herd of buffalo. Of course I’ve heard of buffalo…

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    dflak  8 months ago

    As the expression goes, “No matter how much you polish a curd, it’s still a curd.” I am NOT referring to cheese.

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    Duane Ott  8 months ago

    Heifer Dust!

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    TMMILLER Premium Member 8 months ago

    I just use the same that Johnny Carson used. “El Torro poo poo!!!”

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    Redd Panda  8 months ago

    Remember, the freshest ones are steaming.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 8 months ago

    "Con"gress: “If you can’t Dazzle them with Diamonds, Baffle them with B.S. !”

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    Linguist  8 months ago

    According to a friend of mine, who retired from the U.S. diplomatic corps, the only difference between a diplomat and a politician is that while both are accomplished liars, the politician has more larceny in his heart.

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    zwilnik64  8 months ago

    Congress is the reflection of the American electorate. Mocking it is mocking ourselves. Don’t like what Congress is about? Go vote. When more than half the country gets in on the selection, mayhaps we’ll find their attitudes more amenable?

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    Bovine material is easier to wash off.

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    doesntplaywellwithothers  8 months ago

    So that’s where MTG is.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    B.S., M.S., Ph.D.

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    bobpeters61  8 months ago

    Settlers’ home heating fuel.

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    FassEddie  8 months ago

    Hoy Hoy!

    Old first people’s joke.

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    Dacker  Premium Member 8 months ago

    That should be MALE bovine material.

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    sandpiper  8 months ago

    Must be downstream from the puddle on the Potomac.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 8 months ago

    Do the doo-doo quick step.

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    gcncl Premium Member 8 months ago

    Equine would be more appropriate, and, it also includes donkeys

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    gcncl Premium Member 8 months ago

    Or, the other word that starts with “as” but is on the sites banned word list, believe it or not!

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    With the current crowd in Congress,I’d be more worried about rabies

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 8 months ago

    Have you ever noticed that, for any obscene or scatological word you care to name, there’s a socially acceptable euphemism? And the “nice” version is readily understood to mean the exact same thing as the “naughty” one. Why do people get all bent out of shape over the “bad” ones? Words never hurt anybody. “Don’t steal my words!” —Lenny Bruce, American satirist

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    Chalres  8 months ago

    “Yippee ki-ay, Cow Patti” – Jim Stafford

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    haasmeister  8 months ago

    Has anyone stopped to think that buffalo chips make good fires in a tepee?

    In other words, from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, “Who run’s Bartertown?”

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    vanaals  8 months ago

    Once worked at an outdoor theater adjacent to a cow pasture. The farmer was concerned the actors would disturb his dairy cows. The lawyers didn’t feel the term “cows” to be specific enough. So the theater’s contract designated them as “bovine units”.

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    goblue86  8 months ago

    What’s the difference between cowboy boots and wingtips?

    Cowboy boots have the BS on the outside.

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    [Unnamed Reader - e476da]  8 months ago

    but not when dems control congress eh?

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