Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 27, 2023

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    Erse IS better  7 months ago

    One thing you can count on: THAT kind of ammo never runs out. Just like monkeys flinging poo.

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    Alabama Al  7 months ago

    The “War on Christmas” victory parade is scheduled for March 25. Heil Happy Holidays!

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    Farside99  7 months ago

    No, the culture war still gets ten percent for the big guy.

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    keenanthelibrarian  7 months ago

    Oh, I’m sure they’ll think of something to get all antsy about.

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    HidariMak  7 months ago

    When campaigning, they don’t spend time whining about Lego sets, or cartoon candy mascots, or Dr. Seuss, or Mr. Potato-Head, or Twitter, or the victimization of the white Christian male in the US. They save that for when they’re actually in power and are expected to work. Whining about specifics of Madonna’s facelift would actually be a step up for them.

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    Darn! And I was hoping that my ingrown toe nail was next. /s

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    sandpiper  7 months ago

    There’s a lot of stuff ‘ingrown’ in D.C. Comes from building in a swamp without bothering to drain it first.

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    baroden Premium Member 7 months ago

    Senator Joseph McCarthy would be oh so proud of today’s GOP

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    dot-the-I  7 months ago

    Pause to consider Putin’s abominable ammo-stocked warring on Ukraine and its “western values.”

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    PraiseofFolly  7 months ago

    Next in the ever ongoing culture wars spilling over into dairy life: Why yogurt brands are lactose intolerant. Is it a Borden’s issue? There’s rising discontentment among cows! Something must be done — or Elsie foreign competeitors will milk it for all it’s worth! It’s udderly disgraceful!

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  7 months ago

    in the 80’s madonna rattled conventions now she’s just become the conventionality she strove against and seems to be an empty ballroom away from moving to Sunset Blvd.

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    toondel5 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Looks like “running scared” Josh Hawley on the left wall plaque. Perhaps Moscow Mitch on the right?

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 7 months ago

    It makes as much sense as the stupidity that the Heffalumps in the House are wasting their time… AND OUR MONEY on right now…

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    Darwinskeeper  7 months ago

    I was hoping that was the case when Tucker Carlson started whining about how female M&Ms are no longer sexy.

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    A# 466  7 months ago

    Blanks still make noise. And their wads can still injure one.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 7 months ago

    Madonna’s facelift is a threat to your children!

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    mrwiskers  7 months ago

    IMHO, we should peer behind all this smoke and mirrors being generated by the Representatives who supported the J6 insurrection. The Jim Jordan’s, Gosar etal. In their attempts to create culture wars to distract the voters and keep them stirred up. Where are the bills to help Americans prepare for the next pandemic, for example?

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    Can't Sleep  7 months ago

    That was a facelift? I thought she was going into witness protection.

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    Who cares whether or not Madonna had a face lift? The important question is whether or not she can still sing.

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    GreenT267  7 months ago

    It seems absurdly incongruous for the Trumpites to scream about potential Biden family nepotism and influence peddling. Isn’t that the Pot calling the kettle black?

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 7 months ago

    Well, they already looked into ticket availability for Taylor Swift concerts. As the contractor said, “No job too small!”

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    Bookworm  7 months ago

    What with “Woke” and “Political Correctness” and “Sensitivity Awareness,” it’s getting to the point that you can say anything you want as long as you never ever say it out loud.

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    Baucuva  7 months ago

    They’re perfectly willing to spend all their time bickering about stupid stuff instead of working together to do something positive for the people and the country.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    It’s not “lying with your body”; it’s just “embellishment”.

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    kennnyp  7 months ago

    nice…lets pick on people because we don’t like their looks or what they have chosen to to for themselves… take some advice from my mother and i am sure yours…. ‘if you can’t say something nice…don’t say anything at all…’

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    Diamond Lil  7 months ago

    Not so’s you’d notice Wiley but we can always hope.

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    Radish the wordsmith Premium Member 7 months ago

    Unwoke republicans have no respect for American traditions and values.

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    sisterea  7 months ago

    It was a train mishap, worse than a lot but not as bad as some. They happen about 4 a day. Fact is the president called the governor asked what he needed governor says we’re good. They have kept in touch. EPA was on the site in something like 2 hours, NTSB is there, apparently FEMA has supported as requested by the governor. Having politicians show up for photo shoots and sound bites helps no one. The one thing we did learn, apparently the GOP are scared witless of Pete.

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    yimhere  7 months ago

    Enjoyed the portraits on the wall, Wiley! They look strangely familiar – perhaps victims of previous investigations?

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    1JennyJenkins  7 months ago

    About the train derailments:

    The fact is that all rail companies have done the numbers and it seems that the cost of insurance against train derailments is lower than keeping a large enough work force to constantly repair the rails and railcars. The rails and rail stock are not maintained regularly, and are only repaired after such a derailment.

    It’s all in the pursuit of those infernal bonuses for the management when costs of doing business are cut to the bone.

    Rail companies have admitted the same in a round about way as far back as thirty years ago, when the derailments have started to mushroom. They all said that all the derailments are covered by insurance, so they don’t have to keep as large a work force to maintain the rails and it’s just too bad that a derailment happens in a populated area, since most of them happen in the open country…

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    Fuzzy Kombu  7 months ago

    Nope — the culture warriors won’t be running out of grievances any time soon. There’s still Whitewater and Benghazi and Hunter Biden’s haircut and….and just what were you up to in that left-leaning venue, a used-book store?

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    thedogesl Premium Member 7 months ago

    Sadly, it will never run out of ammo. Even if they have to make some out of balsa wood.

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    thedogesl Premium Member 7 months ago

    Coming soon: NFL halftime shows, M&Ms, and Rothschild Space Lasers.

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    kathleenhicks62  7 months ago

    Who the heck cares about them? Not me.

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    ferddo  7 months ago

    Sadly, it just means that they’re only interested in committee members’ pet peeves – and NOT interested in current issues that the citizens are concerned about…

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    jvscanlan Premium Member 7 months ago

    At least the Republicans didn’t have to make this one up.

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    cwg  7 months ago

    Lawmakers Erupt in Heated Discussion After ‘Twitter Files’ Journalist Refuses to Reveal Sources

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