Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 12, 2023

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    C  9 months ago

    What the social “sciences” have been doing for the last 15 years

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    Kveldulf  9 months ago

    The Official Faux News Research Policy.

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    oldpine52  9 months ago

    She has a great future ahead of her at the Counterfeit News Network.

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    Farside99  9 months ago

    Sounds like the J6 committee. Other videos??? We don’t need no stinkin’ other videos!!!

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    tudza Premium Member 9 months ago

    Congratulations on using “saving” here.

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    Uncle Joe Premium Member 9 months ago

    There’s a little subtext here about doing the work that you need to to do, when it needs to be done & otherwise, no one should care.

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    braindead Premium Member 9 months ago

    Bob had it a lot easier than the Stonehenge people.

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    Scorpio Premium Member 9 months ago

    Danae will fit right in with Fox.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  9 months ago

    What’s with all the “toots?” Am I to believe that, along with controlling the sun, that’s something only guys can do?

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    Cornelius Noodleman  9 months ago

    That reminds me, I need to change the clock.

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    YourFriendlyNeighborhoodAmoeba  9 months ago

    And all this time, I thought “research” was stuff you had to look up again because you forgot what you found the first time. From the same book of principles that states “thereʻs never enough time to do it right, but plenty to do it over.”

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    TonysSon  9 months ago

    Danae thinks her report will be a timeless classic.

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    vlad8601  9 months ago

    she’s going to write for CNN if they still exist when she grows up

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    elsnerc  9 months ago

    It’s also funny, how even the volcano seem to “toot”. Probably because of all the excitement… :)

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    backyardcowboy  9 months ago

    Danae: “I refuse to let facts into my Reality!”

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    lalapalooza Premium Member 9 months ago

    oh gawd, what would i do without wiley and watterson and trudeau?!

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    ewaldoh  9 months ago

    And yet we still are doing it as I just lost an hour of morning work.

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    goboboyd  9 months ago

    You just ask your Dad about something he knows nothing about. Cite him in the footnotes so you don’t get the blame.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 9 months ago

    Next week caveman discovers what he can do with religion.

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    carlzr  9 months ago

    Theres a plaque in Grand Central Station in NYC commemorating the establishment of Daylight Savings Time by the big railroad companies.

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    MS72  9 months ago

    Joshua 10:13. “So the sun stood still, And the moon stopped, Till the people had revenge Upon their enemies. Is this not written in the Book of Jasher? So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and did not hasten to go down for about a whole day.“

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    66woodpile  9 months ago

    Yeah, probably. They think the sun is hot, we all know its carbon…

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    dflak  9 months ago

    I am reminded of a saying that is attributed to Native Americans (don’t know if it is true or not). “Only a white man would believe if you cut a foot off one end of a blanket and sewed it on the other, you get a longer blanket.”

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    RoadTrip3500  9 months ago

    Caveman Bob has eyebrows just like her Uncle Bob…

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    Aficionado  9 months ago

    Today’s NS is no wackier than the name of the bill to make Daylight Savings Time permanent, the “Sunshine Protection Act.”

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    ms-ss  9 months ago

    Hey, I just thought of a new disease: FDS. Fox Derangement Syndrome. FDS.

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    Redd Panda  9 months ago

    Seems reasonable to me.

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    Vet Premium Member 9 months ago

    She got the toot part right.

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    Mario500  9 months ago

    “TOOT” “TOOT” “TOOT”


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    klapre  9 months ago

    Ah, I see. She’s adopted the CNN and MSDNC method.

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    wireknot  9 months ago

    Murdoch has said that for enough $$ they’ll say anything, so… yeah.

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    sandpiper  9 months ago

    Liked the 3-14-21 version. But this one is a good twist.

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    Ishka Bibel  9 months ago

    Heaven’s forfend anyone wake an hour earlier.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Close enough.

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    GreenT267  9 months ago

    Daylight saving time was first introduced during WWI as a measure to save on fuel costs by adding an extra hour of sunlight to the work day. It was reintroduced during WWII for the same reason. [Note: it has nothing to do with farming — cows, pigs, chickens and crops don’t bother with clocks.] Today, given that factories, stores, and people go 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, there is no fuel being saved.

    There is an argument that DST makes it safer because the evening hours are lighter making it safer for joggers, drivers, bicyclists, kids on the streets, but changing the clock is also detrimental to an individual’s health because it messes with a person’s circadian rhythm (there is 10-15% increase in heart attacks and 6-10% increase in traffic accidents on DST Mondays).

    Having more light in the evenings means that more people can be active during that time — shopping, going to ball games, riding bikes, jogging, partying, etc. Good for the economy but it also means that the so-called safety factor is neutralized. More people jogging and biking can lead to more road accidents. People being active later can lead to drowsier drivers in the morning, drowsier workers, students, and parents. Which all can lead to more accidents, more carelessness, making harder to focus on work, or learn in school, or even care for children.

    No matter what our clocks say, there is the same amount of sunlight available during DST as during standard time. We don’t gain sunlight, we just use it differently.

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    Mediatech  9 months ago

    B.S. baffles brains.

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    mapguy  9 months ago

    I give this cartoon three toots!

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    poppacapsmokeblower  9 months ago

    Substitute a congressman for caveman (easily done) and farming for hunting (ehh, progress), and Diane is correct.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago

    Toot? They’re all farting?

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Sounds about right for 90% of the social media warriors out there.

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    jader3rd  9 months ago

    Daylight Savings exists because Senators want more time golfing and less time with their spouses. That’s why it exists.

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    PoodleGroomer  9 months ago

    Try the research before submitting it. You can nitrogen beer and cola, but not glycerin.

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    bilbrlsn  9 months ago

    I believe this is covered in the bible under Joshua. Will miracles never cease?

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    IndyW  9 months ago

    The MSM liberal media standard.

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    elkaypee  9 months ago

    Kinda like the way the government lied to us about covid?

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    Teto85 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Save Standard Time

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 9 months ago

    Danae prepares for a career in historical revisionism!

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    donut reply  9 months ago

    So that’s it! Humans hafta feel in control of time and/or the Sun.

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    cityconstable Premium Member 9 months ago

    Hey folks the truth is the truth. I believe it. Its as good as any other story and historically the first. So it must be credible.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member 9 months ago

    I guess Mastodon meat makes you gassy?

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    swenbu Premium Member 9 months ago

    Especially the cave man art!!

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    Can't Sleep  9 months ago

    I bet her teacher has developed a drinking problem.

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    CEER45  9 months ago

    probably the same way SVB made there investments. lol

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 9 months ago

    I’m really not sure what other answer Lucy expected.

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    Znox11  9 months ago

    Make it up and (hopefully) find the evidence later…that sounds familiar.

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    outgolfing  9 months ago

    Great last statement from Danae.

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    PaulGoes  9 months ago

    She has a great future as a headline speaker at CPAC

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    DM2860  9 months ago

    And now we know why Danae is a Democrat.

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    Buoy  9 months ago

    Is this kinda like double spacing to make your report seem longer?

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    keenanthelibrarian  9 months ago

    “Research is a stupid nuisance that takes the fun out of stuff you think is probably right” – right on, Sister!! Just don’t confuse me with facts, real ones, not alternate ones …

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Makes as much sense as DST any way you cut it…..even “cutting the cheese” as it were….

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    levekk  9 months ago

    Danae has Republican tendencies??

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    morgankhat  9 months ago

    I scanned the comments above. My conclusion is that DST isn’t the problem.

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    einarbt  9 months ago

    Never let the truth stand in the way of a good story they said in jest, look at us now.

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    Intergalactic Hussy  9 months ago

    I’m unclear on how this decision made the three cavemen flatulent.

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    fjblume2000  9 months ago

    People kvetch about anything at all! But n’vu den? We’re only human.

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    onespiceybbw  9 months ago

    She’s basically right, you know.

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    sisterea  9 months ago

    My God she is a republican

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