Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 30, 2023

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    C  6 months ago

    Be sure to spay or neuter your feral lawyers, for the benefit of everyone

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    HidariMak  6 months ago

    With so many lawyers needing lawyers these days, I’d say that their schedules will be busy.

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    At least Joe’s brother got dumped in a classier spot.

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    wallylm  6 months ago

    Teach your kids to stay away from lawyers abandoned outside landscaping companies.

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    GreasyOldTam  6 months ago

    No,but maybe it can be repurposed into something useful. Like a doorstop.

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    sirbadger  6 months ago

    At the rate that Trump lawyers quit, there are probably a few feral lawyers in Florida.

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    Superfrog  6 months ago

    Was it soliciting?

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    Kveldulf  6 months ago

    I’d rather keep the feral cat. You know, the one that gets fed at three houses on this street and sleeps in a loving household on the next block.

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    Enter.Name.Here  6 months ago

    “No. He might have rabies….. or injunctions.”

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    No. He has to go back to the jail he escaped from.

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    Erse IS better  6 months ago

    You can THINK you’ve tamed a lawyer, but in the end, they are still feral, with all those feral instincts.

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Do not feed it!

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    Daeder  6 months ago

    It probably has rabies and needs to be put down.

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    keenanthelibrarian  6 months ago

    Aw, please, he followed me home. Can’t we keep him? He looks pretty …

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    The Count thought they were talking about the little kid. Oh well… weak sauce, anyway.

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    happyinvenice23  6 months ago

    Morning Wiley, have you seen Julia Roberts new hair make over! Absolutely Beautiful, and she looks so Happy!

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    Hardthought  6 months ago

    CNN losing even more viewership…….

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    Dobby53 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Feral Lawyer Rehab Center- where they put their skills to good use for the Community- like hand pumping/bucketing out septic tanks.

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    ajr58(1)  6 months ago

    Neuter and Release.

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    NotMe  6 months ago

    Spade it before it can breed again.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 6 months ago

    He might be useful if you have a few million bucks, but only until he has those bucks.

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    franki_g  6 months ago

    Retaining water is less painful and more useful

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    hariseldon59  6 months ago

    Surprised he wasn’t out chasing ambulances.

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    Is like a melody Premium Member 6 months ago

    I tried searching “feral lawyers” and got re-directed to “federal lawyers”. Hmmm…

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    comixbomix  6 months ago

    Pretty sure those cable news folks need all the lawyers they can get.

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    MS72  6 months ago

    $19/month. Save the Lawyers, and we’ll send you this ADOORABLE subpoena.

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  6 months ago

    Where is Dick the Butcher now that we REALLY need him?

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    JudyAz  6 months ago

    We can’t keep him, he’s not house trained.

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    Redd Panda  6 months ago

    Donate it to a Crocodile farm.

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    hawkeyec Premium Member 6 months ago

    My experience is that there are always a few in a pack milling about in the courthouse. Usually some coffee and donuts nearby.

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    Patinphx Premium Member 6 months ago

    Wiley and Wiley’s readers: You are so funny! Thanks! You make my day, everyday.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Never let a child bring a ‘loaded weapon’ into a home.

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    David_the_CAD  6 months ago

    No dear, the kindest think is to put him down humanely. so, hold him there while I go get my sledgehammer.

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    rugeirn  6 months ago

    Go to Fox. Search on the word “Dominion”. You’ll find one whole story younger than two years other than one about Old Dominion basketball.

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    jhawkaero  6 months ago

    A herd of cows, a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a scum of lawyers. . .

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    Holden Awn  6 months ago

    ?I’ve read it several times. but I still don’t get it … they’re ALL feral…

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    anomaly  6 months ago

    If you feed it, it’ll just keep coming back.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  6 months ago

    Not so long ago, our economy was getting soundly thrashed by Japan’s; I saw a brilliant proposal that the way the equalize things to require that for every TV, car, motorcycle, etc., they sent us, they had to accept one of our lawyers.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago

    Outside a cable-news HQ, eh? I wonder which one would be so desperate for lawyers that they’d just grab the first one they saw off the street. Anyone got any guesses?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 6 months ago

    You can always spot them by he scuffed briefcase and the suit and tie.

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    Radish the wordsmith Premium Member 6 months ago

    Trump grinds em up like hamburger.

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    Shouldn’t that be “retrain” instead of “retain”?

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    artjohn42  6 months ago

    Yes, Honey, we can retain it. But it will have to be microchipped and neutered.

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    jvscanlan Premium Member 6 months ago

    and retrain it

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    LeslieAnn Premium Member 6 months ago

    What a cute kid.:-)

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    russef  6 months ago

    Does he have all his shots?

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    Say What?  6 months ago

    Maybe TFG will need him now that he’s been indicted, though payment will not be guaranteed.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  6 months ago

    It thought that all lawyers were feral.

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    Chalres  6 months ago

    Or we could get a politician…

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