Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 31, 2023

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    Scorpio Premium Member 6 months ago

    Seminar?? It’ll take an entire university degree

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    Ratkin  6 months ago

    Lawyer education is actually a real racket. Most states now require regular (every 3 years) MCLE hours including some in person, others by recordings. Lecturers charge a fortune and mostly tell us that alcoholism is a big problem and that we should look for signs of substance abuse in our fellow attorneys, and, BTW, don’t embezzle client trust funds or sexually harass anyone. Duh. Do they really think that making people listen to that will change anyone’s behavior?

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    Alexander the Good Enough  6 months ago

    Q: How many attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?

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    wallylm  6 months ago

    …and that was just to pay for the drafting of the waiver.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 6 months ago

    On Judge Judy a few days ago was a lawyer (natural born EVER ANAL lawyer) he was explaining his “legal” fees? He lost BIG. Did Judge Judy forget she was once a lawyer?

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    comixbomix  6 months ago

    Plus, ‘five’ is a much bigger turnout than expected.

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    LawrenceS  6 months ago

    There is medical malpractice insurance. Legal malpractice insurance is prohibitively expensive – it costs two million a year for a million dollars worth of coverage.

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    happyinvenice23  6 months ago

    The truth from Wiley, as usual.

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    tpcox928  6 months ago

    There is a Legal Code of Ethics developed by the American Bar Association. State Bar Associations have their own code, based off the national code. All of them mean squat to attorneys, especially the Big Dawg firms. A solo attorney who rocks the boat? He or she will quickly be in the crosshairs of the State Bar Association, but never anyone who is really dirty.

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    More Coffee Please!  6 months ago

    Good one!

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    oakie817  6 months ago

    legally quite funny

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    dflak  6 months ago

    There seems to be a serious lawyer shortage. Trump has the monopoly on them.

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    dflak  6 months ago

    This reminds me of the old joke about God and the Devil arguing over who has to repair the fence between heaven and hell.

    God threatened to sue, and Satan responded, “Good luck finding a lawyer up there!”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago

    I wonder why lawyers have such a bad reputation? Oh yeah, laws!

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    Radish the wordsmith  6 months ago

    Making Attorneys Get Attorneys.

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    mmacb1  6 months ago

    On the other hand, the only reason we’re not wearing useless face diapers and mandated clot shots every month is lawyers. Thank you Aaron Siri, Tom Renz, ICAN and CHD.

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    Silence Dogood Premium Member 6 months ago

    Unless, of course, YOUR lawyer wins the case and YOU get millions in damages and punitive fees…but we don’t talk about that, do we?

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    T...  6 months ago

    I need an opinion, can attendees sue if the seminar sucks?…

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    PaulGoes  6 months ago

    No doubt a class offered by Trump University

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    keenanthelibrarian  6 months ago

    I wonder who or what was running the seminar. I’d guess it wasn’t lawyers …

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    My lawyer got me a 5 million dollar settlement,of which he embezzled 4 and a half million……

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