Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 27, 2023

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    We know that Alexa is not going to mow the lawn. Then who else?

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    Alexander the Good Enough  6 months ago

    Alexa, please hit yourself with a BIG hammer and throw yourself in the trash…

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    stairsteppublishing  6 months ago

    Rain was predicted yesterday along with continuing record breaking heat and heat index. In taking the mower to the shed, I noticed a small area that needed mowing. Two hours later the entire place was mowed and it was delightful weather perfect for mowing. Rain did’t happen, by the way.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 6 months ago

    I have both now, Google and Alexa??? Anyways I asked Google to play Pink Floyd a few days ago and it said “ask me later” I told it FU and it replied “I have feelings”, I repeated it!

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    boneroller42  6 months ago

    See? THIS is why I won’t talk to Alexa or Siri.

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    keenanthelibrarian  6 months ago

    Looks like Alexa may well be able to take the dog for a walk while whistling Dixie.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  6 months ago

    A.I. my eye.

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    John M  6 months ago

    The forecast suggests I’m not going to mow the lawn today – it’s going to rain

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    Mark Jeffrey Premium Member 6 months ago

    Just FYI, it is illegal to mow your lawn (or make any other noise) on Sundays here in Switzerland. Almost all shops are closed by law. They take their Sunday rest seriously.

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    patduck1  6 months ago

    This comic is spot on today!

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    You really really really don’t want to know.

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    dflak  6 months ago

    If we can have artificial intelligence, why is stupidity always so real?

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Alexa is in a box, in a closet, way in the back, buried, out of sight.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Curiously, his excuses and mine are the same, but I am self-programmed to avoid work in hot, humid weather. Another reason I wouldn’t ever need Alexa or is relatives in my life.

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    SusieB  6 months ago

    I intentionally chose to buy a condo specifically to not have to do yard work.

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    sleepyhead  6 months ago

    He seems to have a love/hate relationship with Alexa.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    I wonder how smart my Alexa really is.

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    uniquename  6 months ago

    I don’t think you want to wait until bad weather to mow.

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    JosephShriver  6 months ago

    Alexa is just trying to help you procrastinate and become more lazy. Makes it easier for our robot overlords to take over, less resistance

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    bluegirl285  6 months ago

    Just found out that my baby nephew has a special nickname for Alexa: Ya-ya.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago

    A.I. isn’t going to “take over”. We’re just going to give up.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  6 months ago

    And here we thought Amazon WANTED people to care about the climate.

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    Radish the wordsmith  6 months ago

    The calm before the storm.

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    kathleenhicks62  6 months ago

    He did a slow “think”.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    Not a human, not to be mistaken for a human, not to be treated as a human. Mow the d___n lawn.

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    j12181951  6 months ago

    I don’t care. She has my back and I love her, and that is that!

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    I don’t need Alexa to recommend I let my lawn go…I never was a water/mow/water/mow/water/mow/and repeat type of guy. My lawn grows when it rains, and that’s it. (no HOA for me!)

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    T...  6 months ago

    Every so often and this is one of them, brilliant and the art is still great…

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    Betrayral In The Common Room  6 months ago

    Or you could look at your phone, turn on the TV or pick up the paper

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    Phinda  6 months ago

    Bilan—Thank heaven for immigrants

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    Mikeswolvesbane  6 months ago

    This flavor of A.I. sounds like Asimov’s ‘Multivac’; humans are regarded as pets and should be treated kindly.

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