Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 18, 2023

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    rmremail  7 months ago

    …Because your current marketing is a joke, an he will fit right in?

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    sirbadger  7 months ago

    If both ventriloquist and dummy land jobs, that will be 2 paychecks which is almost enough money to rent an apartment.

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    hariseldon59  7 months ago

    I assume they’re referring to the dummy.

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    Enter.Name.Here  7 months ago

    As usual people go for the “dummy” who has somebody controlling him. Just like elections.

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    Superfrog  7 months ago

    Wow. I didn’t see his lips move at all.

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    keenanthelibrarian  7 months ago

    Well, since the doll’s making the most dough … Makes you wonder who’s REALLY in charge.

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    einarbt  7 months ago

    I hope someone tries this.

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 7 months ago

    Help just found you, then.

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    LawrenceS  7 months ago

    The ventriloquist is a marketing genius. He’s getting folding money out of passers-by who normally wouldn’t drop spare change in a “help me” cup. Make him an offer before some other business grabs him.

    I can think of a number of businesses whose television ads are so dreadful they need to rethink their current marketing directors.

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    PraiseofFolly  7 months ago

    It’s a typical Workers/ Management relationship.

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    dot-the-I  7 months ago

    The late Paul Winchell was not a one trick pony: A certified acupuncturist and medical hypnotist, he held the patent for a mechanical implantable heart. (He donated the patent to the U. of Utah; Dr. Jarvik further developed the device to implant one in Barney Clark in 1982). His other patents ranged from a disposable razor, to a flameless cigarette lighter, portable blood plasma defroster, retractable fountain pen and battery-heated gloves.

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    holdenrex  7 months ago

    So this is where the ventriloquist from last week’s Mike du Jour strip was flying to.

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    goboboyd  7 months ago

    Someone who can expound grandioes spin while sipping a Latte. (Disguies your lips movement behind the foam mustashe.)

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    DaleMcNamee  7 months ago

    The “Laff-A-Lot Comedy Club” made me laugh…So did the sad face “closed” sign on the club’s door…

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  7 months ago

    Shouldn’t the dummy be wearing a red tie?

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    mindjob  7 months ago

    They might need a venture capitalist

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago

    It costs a lot of money to be a starving artist these days.

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    Linguist  7 months ago

    I’ve known a few Marketing Directors in my time who were real dummies!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 7 months ago

    So does Sock Puppet Joe. Obama’s Communist agenda is getting old.

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    sandpiper  7 months ago

    Or campaign director.

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    Holden Awn  7 months ago

    Alissa Heinerscheid is probably available.

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    anomaly  7 months ago

    They always hire the dummy.

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    Bout 3: Retail Therapy vs. Shopaholics United  7 months ago

    Like the old adage goes, “The more hype in the ad, the more worthless the product.”

    Must be a dandy commodity they’re marketing.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    It’s not enough to throw your voice, you have to have a dummy animated enough to fetch it. :)

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    unfair.de  7 months ago

    in front of a a comedy club – location, location, location!

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    Earnestly Frank  7 months ago

    The guy sitting down on the left should read Ventriloquism for Dummies.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    Reminds me of the cult movie “Americathon”, wherein someone sabotages a national debt fundraising telethon by scheduling 50 ventriloquist acts. The backstage scene was a madhouse. :)

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    PaulGoes  7 months ago

    He keeps putting words in the dummy’s mouth

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    saltylife16  7 months ago

    In 2023 on Biden’s watch?

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    tee929  7 months ago

    Are the suits working for Gov. DeSensitive by chance?

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    DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago

    1 LIKE just for featuring a ventriloquist.

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    eddi-TBH  7 months ago

    So they hired the dummy. And the company went under a week later.

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    chireef  7 months ago

    i went around putting in applications and leaving my resume` at a bunch of places ended up getting so many jobs i had to hire someone just to cover the other jobs i found

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