Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 04, 2023

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    diazch408  4 months ago

    He doesn’t want to get boxed in this year.

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    rcham2k  4 months ago

    he’s going to get plowed

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    Asharah  4 months ago

    Destination: Antarctica

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    einarbt  4 months ago

    How about a destination sign? To help the drivers out.

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    Sanspareil  4 months ago

    He’s a low plains drifter , give him a break!

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    wallylm  4 months ago

    It’s not the drifters I’d be worried about. Just the flakes!

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    When I pick up hitchhikers and they ask me if I’m not worried that they might be a serial killer I respond with: Well, the odds of two serial killers being in one car are practically zero.

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    keenanthelibrarian  4 months ago

    I really don’t think this snowman is going anywhere …

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    hariseldon59  4 months ago

    He’d better hope for a refrigerator car.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Before you pick up any snowmen, be sure they have a definite destination.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 4 months ago

    The sign could have read: Watch for Flashers.

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    phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago

    My advice is don’t stop if your car has heated seats.

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    jbordzol  4 months ago

    That looks like a snowman that Calvin and Hobbes would do!

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    That location has had its quota of snow, so it’s time to move on.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    Calvin is suing for plagiarism.

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    unfair.de  4 months ago

    Wish they would be that thoroughly on our streets.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    The cop recognized him as a fugitive.

    “Freeze!”, he shouted.

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    Old Crusty  4 months ago

    It’s that global warming that’s causing all that snow in southern Texas and northern Mexico. As long as the snow doesn’t damage the agave crop. Gotta have my tequila, ya know.

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    Redd Panda  4 months ago

    I could go for a few inches of snow. Covers the gray and makes the world seem fresh and new. 3 inches maximum.

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    njchris  4 months ago

    Apparently Calvin was there

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    petermerck  4 months ago

    Be careful. If he tells you a down on his luck, heart tugging story it could be grifting snow.

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    HOTLOTUS1  4 months ago

    not gonna get plowed till he founds a bar

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    zwilnik64  4 months ago

    Look out! He’s fresh from the cooler.

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    waes-hael  4 months ago

    He seems OK. I’d be on the look out for grifting snow, though!

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    He could hop a refrigerated freight train for the journey down south

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago

    For some odd reason, here in Wisconsin out-of-staters seem surprised when we refer to blowing and drifting snow as B&D. Even odder, we get the same reaction on what you’d think would be a completely different subject, our S&M pizza.

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    Ermine Notyours  4 months ago

    In late March 1999, I went to Enderby, BC to see Doug and the Slugs in concert. The tour started in Vancouver but then went east at an alarming rate, so I ran out to see them while they were still kind of close to Seattle. As soon as I went off the freeway, I saw hitchhikers. I hadn’t seen hitchhikers in the States in decades.

    On the way home after the concert, it was almost hypnotic watching snow falling from the truck in front of me at regular rates in the cloudy morning gloom. There was even a hitchhiker out in these conditions, in a blue jean jacket with uncombed white hair. Then a few minutes later I saw THE SAME EXACT HITCHHIKER AGAIN!!! What!? Oh, I stopped to buy gas and he must have passed me.

    A few weeks later, Doug and the Slugs returned to doing concerts in the Vancouver area.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    He’s a drifter.

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    marilynnbyerly  4 months ago

    He’s pulling a Frosty and heading for the North Pole.

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    vanaals  4 months ago

    Shouldn’t they be driving the car instead?

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    Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago

    If he tries anything funny just turn up the heater.

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    Amanda El-Dweek creator 4 months ago

    Now when I see that in a weather report, I will picture this comic (which is good, because usually those kinds of weather reports make me sad).

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    wildlandwaters  4 months ago

    Gonna need to get picked up by a reefer!

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    He’d better be heading north … if he doesn’t want to melt.

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    yarnm57  4 months ago

    At least it’s not orange snow. I can’t stand grifting snow.

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    eddi-TBH  4 months ago

    I’ve been everywhere, man. I’ve been everywhere…"

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 4 months ago

    He’s chill, and thumbbody will give him a lift.

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    dot-the-I  4 months ago

    That sound, “Thumpety, thump thump, thumpety, thump thump,

    Look at Frosty go!”

    is the remains of Frosty revolving around the right front tire of a giant 18-wheeler.

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