Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 07, 2023

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    Heres Waldo  7 months ago

    Looks like rain, dear….

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    rmremail  7 months ago

    Check if Santa has a satellite phone.

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    sirbadger  7 months ago

    Santa has something to drink in his magic bag.

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    Eight reindeers. This is definitely before Santa realized he needed Rudolph.

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    Asharah  7 months ago

    You get coal this year fella!

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 7 months ago

    I think they planned it

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    Sanspareil  7 months ago

    It’s not wrong to feel glad, but in future Christmases you are on Santas Sh!t list!

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    danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago

    At least Santa has fruitcake to eat.

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    keenanthelibrarian  7 months ago

    I’d say that ol’ Santa could just take it easy. It’s all the kids waiting for toys who are going to be having “an even worse day”.

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    Enter.Name.Here  7 months ago

    At least you now have LOTS of presents to open.

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    PraiseofFolly  7 months ago

    Santa will have to call to get a mistle tow.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 7 months ago

    Santa’s version of ‘up the creek’.

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    Isenthor1978  7 months ago

    And since then Santa was replaced with Amazon delivery, UPS, & Fedex. It was the last time the reindeer brought up unionization.

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    Maybe he’s just retiring and letting the reindeer go home to their families.

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    preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago

    Hey, guys, maybe this is your present: a neighbor.

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    Depends on what Santa has in his bag.

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    bbenoit  7 months ago

    Are Santa and Cpt’n Eddie related??

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    sandpiper  7 months ago

    Probably trying to follow a google map.

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    rickseg  7 months ago

    Looks like Donner is leaving something behind.

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    ahnk_2000  7 months ago

    Looks like Santa needs Buddy the Elf to fix his rocket engine again.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  7 months ago

    Today’s “feel good”.

    Google: Trump is having an even worse day

    YouTube: The next Trump presidency will be worse MSNBC

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    HOTLOTUS1  7 months ago

    I think he has some magic dust.

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    Ishka Bibel  7 months ago

    Here on Gilligan’s Isle!

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 7 months ago

    I’m liking the shark fin…

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    uniquename  7 months ago

    That’s perspective. If you’re reading this, I guarantee you that someone somewhere is having a worse day than you are.

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    cracker65  7 months ago

    Ho ho ho

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    Ermine Notyours  7 months ago

    Do you want to spend Christmas…

    On Christmas Island?

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    monya_43  7 months ago

    Maybe those shipwrecked guys are experiencing some kind of hallucinations.

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    brucer31245  7 months ago

    I hope that shark got what it wanted for Christmas. Last year and this year.

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    pheets  7 months ago

    Sometimes, … no.

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    rmremail  7 months ago

    Santa’s Checkride:

    Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.

    In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.

    The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He check the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf’s nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa’s weight and balance calculations for sled’s enormous payload.

    Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa’s surprise, a shotgun.

    “What’s that for?” asked Santa incredulously.

    The examiner winked and said, “I’m not supposed to tell you this, but you’re gonna lose an engine on takeoff.”

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    Naughty naughty

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    Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago

    Seeing Santa wrecked is not as unusual as you may think.

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    Bill D. Kat Premium Member 7 months ago

    He’s way off course but being 18 days early is a bigger concern.

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    Gordo4ever  7 months ago

    Perhaps they were just unionized by Sean Fain and the UAW…

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    marilynnbyerly  7 months ago

    The elves will send out a search party so they may be saved, too.

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    funnypenguins  7 months ago

    At least the reindeer can go get some help.

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    bucker39 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Is that the big iceberg on the horizon?

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    eddi-TBH  7 months ago

    Christmas will be running a little late this year. The reindeer have to go get the spare sled and some pontoons.

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    einarbt  7 months ago

    And no reindeer for the shark?

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  7 months ago

    Who was living there that Santa was delivering something?

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 7 months ago

    Well, yeah!!!

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    bakana  6 months ago

    It was that darned Dasher. She’s been plotting this for Months.

    Chewing on the harness to weaken it whenever no one is paying attention.

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